Comedy, A Blonde joke. (letter, woman, beautiful, home)

[John1960]

A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida
Everglades while on vacation in her new Yellow Ford.

She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator
shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to
pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared,
"Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own
alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little
lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?"

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to
catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home,
he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in
the murky water, shotgun in hand.

As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge
9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.

With lightning fast reflexes, the Blonde takes aim,
shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the
slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying
belly up.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent
amazement.
The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip
the gator onto its back.............

Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in
frustration,

"CRAP! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

[MonaLisaVito]

Oh my, did the next alligator have shoes on?

[BrianG]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one. 'She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.



The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said 'Of course, it's right there.'





If you're not sure what a 710 is

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

[MonaLisaVito]

Originally Posted by BrianG

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one. 'She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said 'Of course, it's right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is
http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

Silly girl, we all know it's 71O (letter), not 710 (zero)

"I think something bounced up in my undercarriage"

[Tek_Freek]

A blond was walking on a path around a beautiful lake. She heard someone say "Hello, hello." She looked across the lake and saw another blond waving at her.

"What?" she called.

"How do you get to the other side of the lake?", the woman asked.

The blond thought for a moment and answered, "You're already there."

[tkdmom]

I love blondie jokes...they make me LOL !