interesting information

[msina]

Great post!

[npumcrisz]

No matter what situations life throws at you, no matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem. Remember there is always a light at the end of the tunnel!

[npumcrisz]

ACTUAL WRITINGS FROM HOSPITAL CHARTS!

1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicide.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge Status: Alive but without permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
21. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.
24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.
    
    

[delusianne]

Originally Posted by npumcrisz

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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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Things like this drive me crazy.

[delusianne]

Originally Posted by npumcrisz

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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you can read it.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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Yes! Wow. At first glance it was nonsense, now it's completely normal.

Those were great - thanks!