In honor of Easter (funny, not religious) (story)

[mommiewrites]

Little Bunny Foo Foo, Hoppin' through the forest,

Scoopin' up field mice and boppin' em' on the head.

Down came the good fairy,

And she said...

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don't want to see you,

Picking up field mice,

and boppin' 'em on the head."

She said, "You have three more chances,

Or I'll turn you into a goon."

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo, Hoppin' through the forest,

Scoopin' up field mice and boppin' em' on the head.

Down came the good fairy again,

and she said...

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don't want to see you,

Picking up field mice,

and boppin' 'em on the head."

She said, "You have two more chances,

Or I'll turn you into a goon."

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo, Hoppin' through the forest,

Scoopin' up field mice and boppin' em' on the head.

Down came the good fairy again,

and she said...

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don't want to see you,

Picking up field mice,

and boppin' 'em on the head."

She said, "You have one more chance,

Or I'll turn you into a goon."

So the next day...

Little Bunny Foo Foo, Hoppin' through the forest,

Scoopin' up field mice and boppin' em' on the head.

Down came the good fairy again,

and she said...

"Little Bunny Foo Foo,

I don't want to see you,

Picking up field mice,

and boppin' 'em on the head."

And then she said...

"You had three chances,

so now I turn you into a goon."

And the moral of the story is...

Hare today, Goon tomorrow.

[motormaker]

Groan!!!!!!!!!!!