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Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, the QOTD pops up.
Today's Questions
Stupid Question Of The Day
-Would you rather answer today's questions or start digging out from all of the snow that fell over the past few days?
Lets Go Shopping
-Have you ever bought something after seeing it on an infomercial on TV?
-Have you ever bought something at an auction?
When shopping on a busy day and all of the parking spaces close to the store are full...
-I park further out.
-I drive around until a space near the store is available.
-I make my own parking space on the sidewalk
-I go somewhere else to shop.
When shopping at a mall...
-I only go in the stores needed to get what I went shopping for.
-I do a little browsing at a few other stores.
-I make a full day of it hitting several stores.
-I wait until the 3rd last call of the mall closing to head for the car.
-Me shop at a mall? Like that ever happens.
Well, all of this shopping must have made you hungry.
-Spam or escargot?
-Lamb roast or pork roast or beef roast?
-Salad as the main course or salad on the side?
-Eggs or stinky cheese and cheap beer?
-Name three things that go well on a peanut butter sandwich.
Today Is:
-I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore Day
These questions were carefully checked by Inspector 19. He was then promply fired when it was discovered that he drank several of my cheap beers while on the job.
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, the QOTD pops up.
Today's Questions
Stupid Question Of The Day
-Would you rather answer today's questions or start digging out from all of the snow that fell over the past few days?
Lets Go Shopping
-Have you ever bought something after seeing it on an infomercial on TV? Not that I can remember
-Have you ever bought something at an auction? Yes,,, I only went to one but I wanted a special small table that we getting auctioned that day. I still have the table but don't use it much.
When shopping on a busy day and all of the parking spaces close to the store are full...
-I park further out.
-I drive around until a space near the store is available.
-I make my own parking space on the sidewalk
-I go somewhere else to shop.
When shopping at a mall...
-I only go in the stores needed to get what I went shopping for.
-I do a little browsing at a few other stores.
-I make a full day of it hitting several stores.
-I wait until the 3rd last call of the mall closing to head for the car.
-Me shop at a mall? Like that ever happens.
Well, all of this shopping must have made you hungry.
-Spam or escargot?
-Lamb roast or pork roast or beef roast?
-Salad as the main course or salad on the side?
-Eggs or stinky cheese and cheap beer?
-Name three things that go well on a peanut butter sandwich.
Jelly, Banana, or apple slices
Today Is:
-I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore Day
These questions were carefully checked by Inspector 19. He was then promply fired when it was discovered that he drank several of my cheap beers while on the job.
Give my best to Inspector 19, job well done!
No snow, ice or wind in Phoenix today and it was in the mid 70's & sunny! lol
Stupid Question Of The Day
-Would you rather answer today's questions or start digging out from all of the snow that fell over the past few days? No snow here. Wish it would hurry and get here
Lets Go Shopping
-Have you ever bought something after seeing it on an infomercial on TV? Yup
-Have you ever bought something at an auction? Yup
When shopping on a busy day and all of the parking spaces close to the store are full...
-I park further out. Yup
-I drive around until a space near the store is available.
-I make my own parking space on the sidewalk
-I go somewhere else to shop.
When shopping at a mall...
-I only go in the stores needed to get what I went shopping for.
-I do a little browsing at a few other stores. Usually make a day of it just walking through the mall and sometimes never go in a store
-I make a full day of it hitting several stores.
-I wait until the 3rd last call of the mall closing to head for the car.
-Me shop at a mall? Like that ever happens.
Well, all of this shopping must have made you hungry.
-Spam or escargot? Neither!
-Lamb roast or pork roast or beef roast? Pork roast but beef roast aint bad either.
-Salad as the main course or salad on the side? Side
-Eggs or stinky cheese and cheap beer? Neither
-Name three things that go well on a peanut butter sandwich.
Bread, peanut butter, and jelly. Why mess with perfection?
Stupid Question Of The Day
-Would you rather answer today's questions or start digging out from all of the snow that fell over the past few days? Ha, that's a trick question. We ain't got no snow here. So I guess I'd better answer the Qs.
Lets Go Shopping
-Have you ever bought something after seeing it on an infomercial on TV? Yes, I bought a set of CDs once. Opera. You wouldn't like it.
-Have you ever bought something at an auction? Only on eBay.
When shopping on a busy day and all of the parking spaces close to the store are full...
-I park further out.
-I drive around until a space near the store is available. <---- Usually this one, but if the weather is good I don't mind parking further out and walking.
-I make my own parking space on the sidewalk
-I go somewhere else to shop.
When shopping at a mall...
-I only go in the stores needed to get what I went shopping for.
-I do a little browsing at a few other stores. <---- I'm a looky loo.
-I make a full day of it hitting several stores.
-I wait until the 3rd last call of the mall closing to head for the car.
-Me shop at a mall? Like that ever happens.
Well, all of this shopping must have made you hungry.
-Spam or escargot? Ugh, neither.
-Lamb roast or pork roast or beef roast? I like them all.
-Salad as the main course or salad on the side? On the side.
-Eggs or stinky cheese and cheap beer? Eggs, please. I'll let you have the stinky cheese and beer.
-Name three things that go well on a peanut butter sandwich. Whole wheat bread
Butter
Honey
Thank you, Mr. Mutt (and the late, lamented Inspector 19)!
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, the QOTD pops up.
Today's Questions
Stupid Question Of The Day
-Would you rather answer today's questions or start digging out from all of the snow that fell over the past few days? Snow, what's that, nice 74F sunny here today.
Lets Go Shopping
-Have you ever bought something after seeing it on an infomercial on TV? Spouse has.
-Have you ever bought something at an auction? Nope, people bid stuff up higher than what it's worth.
When shopping on a busy day and all of the parking spaces close to the store are full...
-I park further out.
-I drive around until a space near the store is available.
-I make my own parking space on the sidewalk -I go somewhere else to shop.
When shopping at a mall...
-I only go in the stores needed to get what I went shopping for.
-I do a little browsing at a few other stores.
-I make a full day of it hitting several stores.
-I wait until the 3rd last call of the mall closing to head for the car.
-Me shop at a mall? Like that ever happens.
Well, all of this shopping must have made you hungry.
-Spam or escargot?
-Lamb roast or pork roast or beef roast?
-Salad as the main course or salad on the side?
-Eggs or stinky cheese and cheap beer? <All
-Name three things that go well on a peanut butter sandwich. Orange marmalade, butter, bananas.
Today Is:
-I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore Day
These questions were carefully checked by Inspector 19. He was then promptly fired when it was discovered that he drank several of my cheap beers while on the job.
All us CD fans say "good job mr mutt"...
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, the QOTD pops up.
Today's Questions
Stupid Question Of The Day
-Would you rather answer today's questions or start digging out from all of the snow that fell over the past few days?
no new snow here, and it's -7F so guess I'll stay inside and answer the Qs. Lets Go Shopping
-Have you ever bought something after seeing it on an infomercial on TV?
nope
-Have you ever bought something at an auction?
sure. used to love auctions.
When shopping on a busy day and all of the parking spaces close to the store are full...
-I park further out.<<<this
-I drive around until a space near the store is available.
-I make my own parking space on the sidewalk
-I go somewhere else to shop.
When shopping at a mall...
-I only go in the stores needed to get what I went shopping for.
-I do a little browsing at a few other stores.
-I make a full day of it hitting several stores.
-I wait until the 3rd last call of the mall closing to head for the car.
-Me shop at a mall? Like that ever happens.<<<<<<THIS!
Well, all of this shopping must have made you hungry.
-Spam or escargot?
I have a spam blocker. A snail by any other name is still not edible.
-Lamb roast or pork roast or beef roast?
lamb
-Salad as the main course or salad on the side?
side
-Eggs or stinky cheese and cheap beer?
eggs
-Name three things that go well on a peanut butter sandwich.
marshmallow fluff, strawberry jam, dill pickles
Today Is:
-I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore Day
good for you!
These questions were carefully checked by Inspector 19. He was then promply fired when it was discovered that he drank several of my cheap beers while on the job.
hey, give the guy a break. He had to wash that stinky cheese down with something.
thanks, Mutt. save a parking place for me. or not.
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, the QOTD pops up.
Today's Questions
Stupid Question Of The Day
-Would you rather answer today's questions or start digging out from all of the snow that fell over the past few days?...No Snow here...but colder than it is in the Antarctic.
Lets Go Shopping
-Have you ever bought something after seeing it on an infomercial on TV?
-Have you ever bought something at an auction? Only online on Ebay.
When shopping on a busy day and all of the parking spaces close to the store are full...
-I park further out....don't mind the walk!
-I drive around until a space near the store is available.
-I make my own parking space on the sidewalk
-I go somewhere else to shop.
When shopping at a mall...
-I only go in the stores needed to get what I went shopping for.
-I do a little browsing at a few other stores.
-I make a full day of it hitting several stores.
-I wait until the 3rd last call of the mall closing to head for the car.
-Me shop at a mall? Like that ever happens.
Well, all of this shopping must have made you hungry.
-Spam or escargot? Ewww...Spam if that is my choice!
-Lamb roast or pork roast or beef roast?
-Salad as the main course or salad on the side? Both!
-Eggs or stinky cheese and cheap beer?
-Name three things that go well on a peanut butter sandwich. Bananas, jelly or apple slices.
Today Is:
-I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore Day
These questions were carefully checked by Inspector 19. He was then promply fired when it was discovered that he drank several of my cheap beers while on the job.
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, the QOTD pops up.
Today's Questions
Stupid Question Of The Day
-Would you rather answer today's questions or start digging out from all of the snow that fell over the past few days? Snow-free here.
Lets Go Shopping
-Have you ever bought something after seeing it on an infomercial on TV? Yes.
-Have you ever bought something at an auction? Only once.
When shopping on a busy day and all of the parking spaces close to the store are full...
-I park further out.
-I drive around until a space near the store is available.
-I make my own parking space on the sidewalk
-I go somewhere else to shop.
When shopping at a mall...
-I only go in the stores needed to get what I went shopping for.
-I do a little browsing at a few other stores.
-I make a full day of it hitting several stores.
-I wait until the 3rd last call of the mall closing to head for the car.
-Me shop at a mall? Like that ever happens.
Well, all of this shopping must have made you hungry.
-Spam or escargot?
-Lamb roast or pork roast or beef roast?
-Salad as the main course or salad on the side?
-Eggs or stinky cheese and cheap beer?
-Name three things that go well on a peanut butter sandwich. Jelly, bananas, and I can't think of a third.
These questions were carefully checked by Inspector 19. He was then promply fired when it was discovered that he drank several of my cheap beers while on the job.
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, the QOTD pops up.
Today's Questions
Stupid Question Of The Day
-Would you rather answer today's questions or start digging out from all of the snow that fell over the past few days? Answer the Q's. Lets Go Shopping
-Have you ever bought something after seeing it on an infomercial on TV?
-Have you ever bought something at an auction?
When shopping on a busy day and all of the parking spaces close to the store are full...
-I park further out. I do this.
-I drive around until a space near the store is available. Wife does this.
-I make my own parking space on the sidewalk
-I go somewhere else to shop.
When shopping at a mall...
-I only go in the stores needed to get what I went shopping for.
-I do a little browsing at a few other stores.
-I make a full day of it hitting several stores.
-I wait until the 3rd last call of the mall closing to head for the car.
-Me shop at a mall? Like that ever happens. Rare...
Well, all of this shopping must have made you hungry.
-Spam or escargot?
-Lamb roast or pork roast or beef roast?
-Salad as the main course or salad on the side?
-Eggs or stinky cheese and cheap beer?
-Name three things that go well on a peanut butter sandwich. Butter, more peanut butter and more peanut butter.
Today Is:
-I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore Day
These questions were carefully checked by Inspector 19. He was then promptly fired when it was discovered that he drank several of my cheap beers while on the job. He deserved it then.
Thanks for the awesome Q's Al !
Just when you thought it was safe to go outside, the QOTD pops up.
Today's Questions
Stupid Question Of The Day
-Would you rather answer today's questions or start digging out from all of the snow that fell over the past few days?Answer the questions! "start digging" doesn't apply. I've already dug us out and the snow plow hasn't shoved the snow back in our driveway yet
Lets Go Shopping
-Have you ever bought something after seeing it on an infomercial on TV? No, but I was going to order the 35 Below socks until I read all the bad reviews
-Have you ever bought something at an auction? Yes, but not in the last 20 years.
The last thing I bought was a little side table, which I refinished. It's next to my recliner.
When shopping on a busy day and all of the parking spaces close to the store are full...
-I park further out.
-I drive around until a space near the store is available.
-I make my own parking space on the sidewalk
-I go somewhere else to shop.
When shopping at a mall...
-I only go in the stores needed to get what I went shopping for.
-I do a little browsing at a few other stores.
-I make a full day of it hitting several stores.
-I wait until the 3rd last call of the mall closing to head for the car.
-Me shop at a mall? Like that ever happens.
Well, all of this shopping must have made you hungry.
-Spam or escargot?
-Lamb roast or pork roast or beef roast?
-Salad as the main course or salad on the side?
-Eggs or stinky cheese and cheap beer?
-Name three things that go well on a peanut butter sandwich.
bananas, jelly
Today Is:
-I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore Day
These questions were carefully checked by Inspector 19. He was then promply fired when it was discovered that he drank several of my cheap beers while on the job.
I knew about that guy but never told on him. I heard he's now working for the government and has a high paying job as a Distiller. I also heard he will be featured on the cover of Time Magazine as "Employee of the Year"
Thanks AM!
Last edited by rdlr; 01-07-2018 at 04:26 AM..
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