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03-29-2008, 04:45 PM
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What a friend we have in jigglies
Saturday, March 29, 2008
RIVERSIDE, Ohio - Police say a pastor who was reported missing from his home in western New York has been found at an Ohio strip club.
Missing NY rev. found at Ohio strip club - Yahoo! News (broken link)
***What a pasty faced boob. I'm glad the police put the squeeze on and nipped this in the bud and collared this lounge lizard instead of covering it up. I bet he claims it was a boobie trap or that he had a mammary glitch. What a boner this guy pulled. Why woody do such a thing? Aren't times hard enough? I hope there's no stocking involved. Maybe he's just a high heel? I don't see how he can wiggle out of this. I wonder if his wife nudie about this? And can she bare it?
I guess hiney sight is 20/20 now that he's a dollar short. But perhaps the stripper wanted to donate her assets to his church? Well, it looks like the preacher will be dancing now.
I hope they don't file a birthday suit. Just teasing. This is quite a hoot. I hope he gets Jugs Judy assigned to his case, she'll put him on the rack and he'll be a convicted melon. (pardon my titters)
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03-29-2008, 05:44 PM
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♥~ŝàddļé ũp pàřđńęŗ~♥
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nilssson,
Are you available for parties? lol
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03-29-2008, 09:10 PM
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lmao.. I am loving reading your news postings.. especially the sex picnic one. How long does it take you to come up with your quips? We need a forum dedicated just to your news postings
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03-29-2008, 09:14 PM
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Senior Moments!
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GREAT post, Nilsson! Yep, the errant pastor was found in a Dayton suburb and made our local news, too! He's got a LOT of 'splainin' to do...  |
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03-30-2008, 12:13 AM
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Thank you for the kind comments. And I thank City-Data for this fabulous forum where I am allowed to puntificate with all those pun junkies out there who shall remain nameless, whether they're in protective custody or not. I would also like to extend my thanks to the management for the lovely bagel toaster they sent me after my 300th post. How they knew I loved bagels if beyond me but I simply adore them, especially the huckleberry ones.
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03-30-2008, 01:37 AM
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♥~ŝàddļé ũp pàřđńęŗ~♥
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nilssson,
Can't wait to read more of your stuff! Keep a postin'! |
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