Did you ever? OMG you did ;-) (embarrassing, check, story)

[agreatlife]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

Did you ever ~ take a walk on the boardwalk at the ocean to enjoy the evening with your best girl (at that time)? Hearing the ocean and smelling the fresh air is something very special.

And did you ever ~ spend the night “under” the boardwalk at the ocean and enjoy hearing the waves come in, and seeing the morning sunrise come up? I did. ( you have to be on the east coast for this one )

Growing up in California, I used to spend so many evenings on the beach, building fires to keep warm, and star gazing forever. I just love the salt air.

Thanks for the memories!

[Towhee]

This has been a fun read...and yes, I have been guilty of several of these...but I thought it was because I am getting senile. ;-)

[LaceyEx]

Regarding the skirt stuck in the pantyhose posted by RDS.

I had a boss years ago who was the meanest, most vicious person you could ever meet. Well--she emerged from the ladies room skirt stuck, butt exposed and none of us mentioned a thing as she made her way to an important meeting. I know it's was mean-but hey paybacks----------!!!!!!!!!! I'm really not vindictive but boy did we all feel good.

[RDSLOTS]

Let me assure you all here, I am not, I repeat, I am NOT, LaceyEx's ex-boss with my ex-panty hose and my ex-panties and my ex-skirt caught-up in a wad.


LaceyEx, I like the way you think. Especially if this was a mean, vicious, nasty, ugly person. So deserving, no?


And I have an elderly, sweet dog, that I seem to be constantly picking up little acorns off the floor, poor thing. Did you ever have a dog do something, in public, and you played the ole Inspector Cloiseau bit? "That's not my deug?"

[poconoproud]

Originally Posted by RDSLOTS

Let me assure you all here, I am not, I repeat, I am NOT, LaceyEx's ex-boss with my ex-panty hose and my ex-panties and my ex-skirt caught-up in a wad.


LaceyEx, I like the way you think. Especially if this was a mean, vicious, nasty, ugly person. So deserving, no?


And I have an elderly, sweet dog, that I seem to be constantly picking up little acorns off the floor, poor thing. Did you ever have a dog do something, in public, and you played the ole Inspector Cloiseau bit? "That's not my deug?"

Yeah, I had a dog named Beau, and he was kinda dumb. We were at a lake, and other people had dogs there as well. Beau was more of a scaredy cat than a dog, so when a little chiuaua started chasing him, he beat it. He kept looking back to see if the little mongrul was still after him and ran right into a tree. He wasn't hurt, thank goodness, but it was funny as heck!

Didjaever walk in on anyone in the bathroom?

[LaceyEx]

RDSlots-it was well-deserved on her end!!!

[RDSLOTS]

Originally Posted by LaceyEx

RDSlots-it was well-deserved on her end!!!

All puns intended, I suppose.

Walk in on people in the bathroom? When I was teaching little 'thugs' -- I mean that affectionately -- in an In-School Suspension Program, the kids used to think it was funny to not flush the toilets. The boys in particular for some reason. That, and I would hear them in the restroom clowning around, water running and the like. One day, they were particularly wound-up, and I holler into the bathroom that on the count of three, I'm coming in.

They didn't think I'd do it.

I just asked if I was going to have to stand in the doorway here, too, and keep an eye on them.

[McGowdog]

Originally Posted by RDSLOTS

Now, McGowDog, I just wanna know one thing -- how, as an innocent little five-year-old did you even know what 'mooning' somebody was? I'd like to slap yo Mamma.

My older brother's friend dared me. I just exposed one cheek, it wasn't like the Full Monty or nothin'. My brother got embarrassed (no pun) for the both of us and slugged me.

Did you ever...watch a drunk person put the wrong side of a lit cigarette into their mouth?

[agreatlife]

Originally Posted by McGowdog

Did you ever...watch a drunk person put the wrong side of a lit cigarette into their mouth?

Yes, but they weren't drunk! Those filters really smell when they get lit!

[115db]

Well Ive never done it but have smelled when someone else did. I knew it was gonna happen, as I watched them put the wrong end in their mouth, but didnt wanna say anything. Eeeeww!