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[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by zonababe

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Ever walk out of a public restroom dragging a wad of toilet paper? That's never pretty.

Ouch.. yeah, that's never pretty.. I'm not even sure how that happens?

That's never happened to me, but I experienced something that was just as embarrassing. This happened 5 years ago at the office, I had to relieve myself, then walked over to the sink to wash my hands. I leaned on the counter where the sink was, before realizing there was water on the end of it, the crotch and the thigh portions of my slacks absorbed all that water, so it looked like I.. shall we say, had an accident! Soooo.. instead of walking back to my office and trying to explain to curious people that it was only water, I snuck down the stairs, doing my best to hide the big water spot with my hands, and walked outside for a few minutes. Luckily, it was June in Arizona, and the temperature was about 105 degrees outside, so it didn't take very long for my pants to dry up.

[LaceyEx]

SapphireRose-I had a similar experience at the pediatrician's when our son was only 8 days old. He had a rectal fistula and while I won't go into what the doctor did-I hit the floor-out cold. Doctor said "we lose more Mom's that way!"

[McGowdog]

Originally Posted by joee

Ok who's gonna fess up to the old slip of, oh oh that fart felt a lil wet

I think they'd say you charted. Not fun. Sometimes, you've gotta do a dry-run!

Have you ever woke up and your whole arm was so asleep that it went totally numb and you thought you were paralyzed? It almost gives me a heart attack when that happens. Then I lifted my arm into the air and it came crashing down onto my face! Ouch. Then the needles!

[fuzzymystic]

Ever been in the produce section of your grocery store-see the big lettuce display and think AHA! Salad sounds great! Oh look mushrooms are on sale, better grab some radishes-in a bag or a fresh bunch-oh, cucumbers! Ooh, tomatoes! Then you go all through the store and think-oh better get some croutons, and lo' and behold-there's the salad dressing too! (duh!) Then you get home and start putting away all your goodies and slowly begin to realize what salad item you somehow forgot-the lettuce!

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by fuzzymystic

Ever been in the produce section of your grocery store-see the big lettuce display and think AHA! Salad sounds great! Oh look mushrooms are on sale, better grab some radishes-in a bag or a fresh bunch-oh, cucumbers! Ooh, tomatoes! Then you go all through the store and think-oh better get some croutons, and lo' and behold-there's the salad dressing too! (duh!) Then you get home and start putting away all your goodies and slowly begin to realize what salad item you somehow forgot-the lettuce!

LOL.. Oh I've done similar things before, in fact the last time I did this was just a couple of months ago! I walked into a grocery store to pick up an item or two that I really needed, then got distracted somehow, and when I got home, I realized that I got everything else, except what I originally wanted to get!

[square peg]

My problem with salad fixins is a little different. I'll look at all that shiny produce, get all wide-eyed and bring home a bunch then put it in our spare fridge,which is in the cellar. Weeks later (yes, weeks - which is just sad) The peppers are all mush; The lettuce is gone because I used it for sandwiches; The cucumbers have these little green, white and blue spots which just don't smell very healthy; The celery is about as crisp as a dollar bill from last year; the onions are sprouting a new generation of onions; The tomatoes are almost good enough for puree - but the carrots are perfect!

[sapphire-rose]

Aww LaceyEx; so sorry that you experienced that. Though the comment by the Doc about loosing more mom's that way. I wonder if they learn that phrase in first year med school.

As to the open fly....
I was in JR High, our biology teacher was paceing back and forth passing the lab class tables and we the students. Now this gentlman was as kind as can be, a wee bit on the portly side. Well for cryin out loud, think about when you turn your head to the direction of the teach paceing past and talking... He passed me several times and I hoped someone preferrably one of the guys would let him know his fly was open. After about 10 minutes of uncomfortablness no one did. I thought gee if he goes all day long and discovers later he'd be embarressed. So I gestured with the come here finger movement, asked him to bend closer to whisper to him, I told him his fly was open. So naturally he zipped up right there. Took a long time for the teasing and rude comments from my class mates to stop

[RDSLOTS]

Did you ever pick up the phone, dial a number, and then get mad because it was continually b-u-s-y? and then realize you had been inadvertently dialing your own number?

[Northwoods Voyager]

No, but I have dialed someone's number that I really didn't mean to and then had to think up a reason for calling the person that answered the phone.

Did you ever sit on a chair in an outdoor gardening center only to find out that the chair seat was wet and now you had this wet seat? This happened today while I was looking at patio furniture. 'They' had watered the ground and somehow the sprinkler person got carried away....

[AksarbeN]

Never happened to me.


However did you ever continue to dial a number in the wrong area code and can’t understand why you get a special tone in the ear and then a recording telling you that you’re too stupid to own a phone? LOL