Did you ever? OMG you did ;-)

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The number you are trying to reach can not be accessed in this area code. In fact, we aren't exactly sure what it is you're trying to do so why don't you please hang up and give it a rest. After all, it can't be that important if you can't get it straight. Furthermore, we are tracking your calls strictly for your convenience, of course, and you are not permitted to put 1-900 in front of ten consecutive attempts at trying to reach your girlfriend. We hope that we have been of assistance to you and it would appear that you are, indeed, too stupid to own a phone.

[RDSLOTS]

Finding something in a meal is bad enough, but did you ever find half-of-something, instead?



Which brings to mind something for which my daughter will need to forgive me, if, and when, I ever share this with her. Have you ever had a baby, child, little one, with something in its mouth that YOU just couldn't bring yourself to fish-out? Nothing dangerous mind you. I noticed something hanging out of my little one's mouth one day, and for-all-the-world it looked like the leg of a cockroach. I just didn't want to know. I handed her the bottle of juice on which she had been sucking, and watched her toddle off. (I know! I know! I don't need the guilt trip! She'll be 21 this year, for crying-out-loud!)

I had to have some "Mommy juice" to settle my nerves and my stomach.

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Originally Posted by RDSLOTS

Finding something in a meal is bad enough, but did you ever find half-of-something, instead?



Which brings to mind something for which my daughter will need to forgive me, if, and when, I ever share this with her. Have you ever had a baby, child, little one, with something in its mouth that YOU just couldn't bring yourself to fish-out? Nothing dangerous mind you. I noticed something hanging out of my little one's mouth one day, and for-all-the-world it looked like the leg of a cockroach. I just didn't want to know. I handed her the bottle of juice on which she had been sucking, and watched her toddle off. (I know! I know! I don't need the guilt trip! She'll be 21 this year, for crying-out-loud!)

I had to have some "Mommy juice" to settle my nerves and my stomach.

As a mommy, we all have experienced some pretty crazy stuff with our babies. Everything from the throw-up on our shirts, diarreah diapers in the middle of the night, wiping noses, the baby sneezing just as you put a spoonful of baby food in their mouths, getting pee'd on while your right in the middle of changing the diapers, oh, the joys of mommyhood (and daddyhood)!