Did you ever? OMG you did ;-) (the best, kids, California)

[studedude]

How about forgetting things you bought and paid for at the grocery store. I bought a package of frozen chicken breasts. About a week later I wanted to use them and couldn't find them. I made something else for dinner. About 4 mos later, in very hot weather, I was cleaning out junk from my truck while pumping gas. Under the front seat was the package of chicken breast. I got the very bloated package out of the truck and into the trash can without leaking. If you threw something into a gas station trash can in Wisc and it smelled like dead chicken I'm sorry

[findinghope]

Originally Posted by Magnum Mike

Ooops.. I did it again! (red text) I meant to say "made me think.."

Have you ever made coffee and forget to add either water or coffee grounds? I'm guilty... I did that a couple of times, the last time was about a month ago. I added water in the coffee maker, but I got distracted by a phone call, so when I got off the phone, I pressed the button and Mr. Coffee made a very decaffeinated coffee! I also remember adding coffee grounds, and stepped away for short moment, and when I started brewing the coffee, I got on the computer to take care of something while the coffee was brewing, then about 10 minutes later, I went back to the kitchen and the coffee pot was empty! I guess you might say that was grounds for a "Go To Your Room".

i did this but with an italian stove top coffee maker. i forgot to add the water and when it got too heating, it basically exploded coffee grinds all over the walls ad cieling of the kitcen--and all over me. i was lucky the whole thing didnt rocket right off the stove and at me!

[AksarbeN]

Did you ever get into such a hurry that you used the wrong restroom in an office building with lots of others around?

I came close,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but caught myself when I heard female voices inside the stalls. Exit now,,,, backing out quickly.

[findinghope]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

Did you ever get into such a hurry that you used the wrong restroom in an office building with lots of others around?

I came close,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but caught myself when I heard female voices inside the stalls. Exit now,,,, backing out quickly.

no--lol i always know i am in the right room, cause of the line and the yacking--

[Magnum Mike]

Aksarben, I hope nobody saw you when you came out of that bathroom! Whenever I go into a restorm, I make sure there are urinals around!

Did you ever sneeze, and startle or wake up everybody up within a 10-mile radius around you? I don't sneeze that often, but when I do, I store up a lot of energy and let it all out in one VERY loud sneeze! I remember in 1985, when we were taking a test in school, everything in the classroom was very quite, then all of the sudden AAAACHHOOO! A few people got startled and I heard a couple gals, who used to sit behind me, let out sighs for being startled. In 1989, I was a programmer for a company in Scottsdale, AZ, and I worked with a bunch of people that used to give me a hard time (jokingly) about my loud sneezes. One time I sneezed very loudly, and a guy, who was 2 offices away from mine, and his door was closed, responded with a very loud "BLESS YOU!".. In 1993, I was at a bingo hall and a lot of people were talking, then I sneezed with all of my might. Everything in the place went quiet for a few seconds, and a few people said "Bless You".

[vpcats]

I've done a few of things mentioned here - even the fly ones!

Just last week.... I had to get up at 4:30 AM because I had to be somewhere at 5:30 AM. My BF was driving me so...we're both up. We both head to the bathroom. I get to the sink first and open the cabinet to get my toothbrush and I pull out the toothpaste tube. Right. He keeps pulling my hand so that I can't put paste on the toothbrush.

What's wrong with you I yelled! When I looked, I had grabbed the deodorant and was trying to put the deodorant on the toothbrush!!! My eyes were open too.

[vpcats]

I have forgotten about clothes in the washer.

I forget about food in the microwave.

I will turn the house upside down looking for my keys when they were right on the kitchen counter (that's when I put my glasses on)

I will use the men's room (single rooms) in a emergency. When I gotta go, I gotta go!

[motormaker]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

Did you ever get into such a hurry that you used the wrong restroom in an office building with lots of others around?

I came close,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, but caught myself when I heard female voices inside the stalls. Exit now,,,, backing out quickly.

OMG, yes, in a McDonalds resturant. Was distracted by something outside and just wasn't paying attention

[nomoresnow]

Yes, I admit I've wandered into the wrong bathroom. You'd think the sign on the door that says "Men" would be my first clue, but nooooo.

OK, now, have you ever goosed your SO, only to discover that what is in your hand belongs not to him or her, but to the next person????

[115db]

Hey if I need to get into a bathroom bad enough and the ladies' room is occupied for some reason, dont put it past me to walk into the mens. Ive been doing it for years, just gotta observe who goes in and who comes out, make sure the coast is clear. Ask my friends in WI, Indiana, Az and here!! (Basically, dont 'dare' me because most of the time, I'll take a dare).
Have you ever taken a piece if someones dessert in a restraunt (the person you are there with) while they werent looking, just because it looked so good you wanted to taste it? I have. Ask my daughter, lol, we do it to each other all the time, ha!