Did you ever? OMG you did ;-) (cell phones, name, children)

[McGowdog]

Originally Posted by Northwoods Voyager

Well of course!!! Don't all the girls?

Did you ever pick up a mess in a public rest room 'cause you didn't want someone thinking it was you that caused it? Just like water on the sink, something like that....

I do this often. Call me weird. I always feel like the next person (??) to come in after me is gonna be that Carpenter from waybackwhen. I grab about 5 paper towels and pick up some of that gross stuff on the floor and throw it away, then I scrub my hands with hot water and soap. Yes, I know I'm weird.

Did you ever try to let a complete stranger know they've forgotten to zip their fly? (Oh shucks, already taken)

OK, here's another one; Did you ever go into the wrong bathroom and not realize it until you went to wash your hands and looked over at the other person and saw them, then wondered who was in the wrong place? (shucks again; all over page two!)

[vpcats]

Not too long ago, a few weeks only, I'm in Whole Foods. We decided to eat something there also so before we start, I go to the ladies room. There are 3 stalls - busy. So I start washing my hands. There are two sinks.

Out comes this guy out of one of the stalls and proceeds to start washing his hands. All of a sudden he looks at me and it's like he saw a monster! He turned all different colors and started to look around at all the walls. Then he opened the door and saw the sign!

Boy, he couldn't stop apologizing.

You know what he did, he just went right across to the men's bathroom! I thought he was finished!

[McGowdog]

Originally Posted by hutch5

Yes, I have done all the above!!

I have also made coffee and forgot to drink it!!!


Have you ever left food cooking on the stove or in the over and when you finally remembr about it there is only charcoal left?

Only when drinking and both times it was pizza. When you pass out, it's easy to forget to get the thing out, eat it, then shut the oven off. Kids, don't try this at home. It is dangerous. I had to give up cooking for myself or booze.

I'm gonna miss that bourbon.

[hjennings]

Originally Posted by MonaLisaVito

Would that be when your drunk or sober? LOL I think I peed myself once when I was a teenager from laughing so hard.

Have you ever peed yourself while sneezing or jumping on a trampoline?

OMG! I did that jumping on my kids trampoline! Glad I'm not the only one...

[Magnum Mike]

Did you ever go through a stop sign very slowly, without stopping (California Stop), when you saw there was no traffic in either direction?

I do that just about every day at an intersection about a block away from my house. Not much traffic goes through there so I figure, what heck, I'll do a "California Stop"! I just make sure there aren't any police cars behind me.

[McGowdog]

Originally Posted by Magnum Mike

.. We had a cat back then, and I walked by the kitchen, and I saw him running very fast out of the kitchen, and he hid under the bed in my parents' bedroom. My mom saw him, and she wondered what he was running from, and less than 5 seconds later, we heard a loud noise in the kitchen. The can exploded and the stuff in the can was all over the kitchen walls and the ceiling!

I just spewed coffee into my now smoking keyboard-OUCH!

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by McGowdog

I just spewed coffee into my now smoking keyboard-OUCH!

LOL.. You might want to tell it to quit smoking, it's not very healthy for it!

[McGowdog]

Originally Posted by nomoresnow

Yes, I admit I've wandered into the wrong bathroom. You'd think the sign on the door that says "Men" would be my first clue, but nooooo.

OK, now, have you ever goosed your SO, only to discover that what is in your hand belongs not to him or her, but to the next person????

Yes! And you know immediately, because things just don't feel right.

[McGowdog]

Originally Posted by Livewire

[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Navy"]Hey if I need to get into a bathroom bad enough and the ladies' room is occupied for some reason, dont put it past me to walk into the mens. Ive been doing it for years, just gotta observe who goes in and who comes out, make sure the coast is clear. Ask my friends in WI, Indiana, Az and here!!

When we were at a rock concert or a sporting event, us guys got it easy. Our turnaround time is so much better. The men's room has so many "lanes" from what I hear. We'd see some poor girl crossing her legs while waiting patiently in line from well outside of the lady's room, we'd say, "Hey, we'll let you cut in line and get you into a stall." They're usually much abliged. Us guys really usually just need a couple of horse troughs. (Good ole Mile High Stadium days!)

I am so getting fired today.

[AksarbeN]

Did you ever have to go to the principles office and answer questions about your friends?

Only problem was I didn’t know what would be the best answers ~ ended up no one got into trouble after all……