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[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by Livewire

[font="Comic Sans MS"][color="Navy"]Hey if I need to get into a bathroom bad enough and the ladies' room is occupied for some reason, dont put it past me to walk into the mens.
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LOL.. Livewire, what if both the ladies and mens room were occupied?

Did you ever relieve yourself outside when there was no bathroom available? I've done that.. I usually wait until one of the urinals or stalls are free, but if I really have to go and can't hold it any longer, I'll find a spot outside. I did that a few times, the last time being at an Albertson's grocery store when I lived in Oregon in 1996. The bathroom was actually closed for a reason, and the door in the ladies room was locked, so I ran outside and relieved myself behind a big tree in the parking lot. Luckily, it was dark, so nobody noticed me, and the tree was on the end of the parking lot, so if anyone drove by, the big tree would have concealed me very well.

[hutch5]

Originally Posted by studedude

How about forgetting things you bought and paid for at the grocery store. I bought a package of frozen chicken breasts. About a week later I wanted to use them and couldn't find them. I made something else for dinner. About 4 mos later, in very hot weather, I was cleaning out junk from my truck while pumping gas. Under the front seat was the package of chicken breast. I got the very bloated package out of the truck and into the trash can without leaking. If you threw something into a gas station trash can in Wisc and it smelled like dead chicken I'm sorry

That is so funny. Yes I have done things like that too.

Here is another one.
Has it ever happened to you that while you are reading a book to your children or grandchildren you begin to doze off while carrying on reading and suddenly your dreams get mixed up with the lines of the book? Is happened to me a few times (mind you I had jusy had a baby and was suffering from the usual sleepless nights).

In one occasion I was reading to my daughter a lovely book called "Dragon Keeper" and I could feel myselk dozing off, the words getting slower . I could hear my voice in the background and suddenly I heard myself talking about ...Johnny Depp. You can just imagine my daughter's reaction!!!

[McGowdog]

On no less than two occasions, I committed the ultimate sin.

I'm calling up my SO, and we're just dating at the time-so I get the answering machine. "Hello insert previous SO's name here, I was just thinkin we should...er...This is Joe and I wanted to remind you your library books are now do."

When I finally met up with the darling SO, I had flowers in hand.

Did you ever burp in front of your parents at the dinner table and smoke came out?

[Crew Chief]

Originally Posted by Northwoods Voyager

Did you ever pick up a mess in a public rest room 'cause you didn't want someone thinking it was you that caused it? Just like water on the sink, something like that....

That's usually the FIRST order of business at the sink in a truck stop men's room before you can use it... But, yes, I like to leave the sink area at least as neat as I found it.

At an Air Force base far, far away, and a long time ago, I wore many hats when I worked in the Command Section. One of which was "Squadron Photographer" One day, juggling several other tasks, I went to the Base Exchange for film. I picked out the film I needed and immediately thought of the next task I had to do. And walked right out the front door without paying for the film!!! I was mortified to realize what I'd done as I entered my car. I quickly returned and paid for the film and, thankfully, was not arrested.

[RDSLOTS]

Originally Posted by nomoresnow

OK, now, have you ever goosed your SO, only to discover that what is in your hand belongs not to him or her, but to the next person????

Somewhere around here is a photo of me, at a polo match, with a very red face. I walked up behind a tall fellow I thought, for all the world, was the VP at my husband's workplace, and because the two of us act totally silly, and do stupid stuff, most all of the time, I place my palm firmly on one of the man's buttocks, and begin to pat and caress his behind.

He turns around to face me.

"Oh, my," I blabbered, "you are NOT so-and-so."

My husband, and his friend (the VP of the company) were standing across from me, laughing their heads off.

[Roaddog]

A few weeks ago i made coffee and forgot to put the pot under it, what a mess

Have you ever got ready for work and realize it's your day off? Have you ever gone to work by mistake on a day off?

I have gotten ready but never actually went to work but I have seen people do it.

[AksarbeN]

,,,, well not me! But I want to know who you are – did you ever pass gas in a public theater while watching the movie?

I stopped going to the movies because too many people; talked, used cell phones, babies cried, making noise while eating and last but not least passed gas.

[agreatlife]

Originally Posted by Magnum Mike

... Did you ever sneeze, and startle or wake up everybody up within a 10-mile radius around you? I don't sneeze that often, but when I do, I store up a lot of energy and let it all out in one VERY loud sneeze! I remember in 1985, when we were taking a test in school, everything in the classroom was very quite, then all of the sudden AAAACHHOOO! A few people got startled and I heard a couple gals, who used to sit behind me, let out sighs for being startled.

I got you beat. I was in a meeting that I was running, and I had a cold, I let out this sneeze from hell - which caused me to fart the biggest darn noise maker in the world. Well, I was completely mortified, but had to carry on with the agenda. So I asked a teammate afterwards if she heard it, and she said, "Huh? Your sneeze?" Whew!

[McGowdog]

ew. (to SASNAK's er AksarbenS post)

The thing that just drives me crazy is when you're at a movie and someone's phone rings...and they answer it!!!!!! "Hey, Destiny! Whatchadoin?"

Did you ever throw what was left of your $3.75 sprite at someone in a crowded movie theatre?

To agreatlife; Yes! I've done that before and those hurt, don't they? They do me anyway.

[RDSLOTS]

Happened to me in class one day. The room is quiet. The kids are taking a test, which was largely why I felt I could even make it through a day at school, and hadn't called to request a sub.

Because it was so quiet in the classroom, I'd been trying to suppress my sneezes, when all-of-a-sudden, an a-a-a-choooooo to end all a-choos. I sneezed so hard I farted, too, and it was equally as audible.

You could've heard a pin drop. . . until, out of sheer embarrassment, I guess, I laughed, and then the kids followed suit.

"Well, no smell, thank goodness," I said after we got ourselves together.

I much imagine I was the topic of conversation that night at the dinner table.