Did you ever? OMG you did ;-) (woman, how to, family)

[McGowdog]

You know, when I do something like that, and you're in a place that you just can't pass it off on the dog...

I just sort of cough a few times and say, "Scuse me!"

Did you ever start talking to someone and the lighting was just right that you saw a stream of your spit shoot out right into their face? [did they notice that? OMG!]

[motormaker]

Originally Posted by Roaddog

A few weeks ago i made coffee and forgot to put the pot under it, what a mess

Have you ever got ready for work and realize it's your day off? Have you ever gone to work by mistake on a day off?

I have gotten ready but never actually went to work but I have seen people do it.

Oh boy, can't remember how many times I forgot to put the pot under the the dripper thing. Luckily it was early in the AM.

[AksarbeN]

Did you ever ~ pass a car in traffic only to find that the other driver is now VERY angry about something you have no knowledge of. ~ I did,,, pass that is.

[Northwoods Voyager]

Yes, a few years ago on I-44 heading east and the woman in the car that I passed suddenly sped up and started following me and shaking her fist. I called Mo Hwy Patrol and reported this because she kept getting close nad then would get behind me and then drive along side on the right hand side. I came to another cross hwy. and took the patrol's advice and got off of I-44. Strange behavior. Funny you should ask. I had forgotten about that incident.

[MonaLisaVito]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

Did you ever ~ pass a car in traffic only to find that the other driver is now VERY angry about something you have no knowledge of. ~ I did,,, pass that is.

what? no.............never experienced that

[square peg]

Jeesh! I sure hang out with some weirdos.

Actually, these are the things that make us all human. I do remember the time I went into a public bathroom at the shore to change into my bathing suit. I was so happy to smell the salt air and just couldn't wait to hit the beach. About halfway through (halfway is buck nekkid) I heard a bunch of female voices entering the room. This wasn't where I was supposed to be, I thought to myself. Now I knew why my buddies hadn't followed me in there. Soooo - I put on my trunks and a sweatshirt and pretended to be a guy working there, inspecting light bulbs or something. That seemed about the best I could do on short notice.. When I exited the stall, there were my friends, carrying on in their woman voices, all keeled over, pointing at me and having a very good time. BTW, it was the ladies room.

And, keeping with the thread's intention, did you ever get sick at the sight of seeing someone else get sick? Sympathetic sickness?

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

Did you ever ~ pass a car in traffic only to find that the other driver is now VERY angry about something you have no knowledge of. ~ I did,,, pass that is.

LOL.. This reminds me of a driver we saw in 2002, I don't know if he was angry, but he sure was picking his nose! The gal I was dating back then and I, were going to the Improv Comedy Club on University and Rural, in Tempe, we were on Scottsdale Rd., and stopped at an intersection. The gal I was with, looked out her window and said jokingly, "Yeah go ahead buddy and pick your nose!". I was able to see him from my side also, he was in a truck, and we were in my SUV, and sure enough, he was picking away!

[1eyedjack]

Lot's of funny stuff here!
I have to say yes to Leaving my fly open before,making coffee and not drinking it,making coffee without the pot under it, and seeing a bit of spit hit someone your talking to.
Did you ever go to the bathroom only to realize after getting yelled at "What the #%#@ are you doing" that you were peeing on the floor at the end of the bed? Only did that once 25 yrs ago.
Did you ever start passing some cars only to find out that it was a funeral,omg I stopped and turned around and went the other way!

[fuzzymystic]

Did you ever stand helplessly in a bathroom stall looking around unable to figure out how to flush the toilet-and it's an automatic flush? Or ever heard the stranger in the next stall ask how you're doing, and start responding, then realize they're on their cell phone!!?

[Leana76]

Originally Posted by fuzzymystic

Did you ever stand helplessly in a bathroom stall looking around unable to figure out how to flush the toilet-and it's an automatic flush? Or ever heard the stranger in the next stall ask how you're doing, and start responding, then realize they're on their cell phone!!?

To the first question: Yes, a couple of times at places I had never been before.

To the second question: No. With everyone having cell phones these days, it's a good idea not to answer back, because most likely they talking to someone on their cell. (But I have back in the days before cell phones).