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05-15-2008, 11:23 PM
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If ignorance is bliss why aren't more people happy
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Join Date: Dec 2007
11,688 posts, read 4,541,571 times
Reputation: 4467
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The pot calling the kettle black
Make haste.
He doesn't know his a$$ from his armpit.
He couldn't find his way out of a paper bag.
He goes around his ass to get to his armpit.
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05-16-2008, 06:38 AM
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Realtor®/Broker
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Charlotte
8,931 posts, read 3,251,691 times
Reputation: 895
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Git er' done.
Jus' cuz you say it don't make it right.
If I told you once, I've told you twice.
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
Life is like a box of Chocolates.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I ain't got a dog in this fight.
That child is gone be the death of me!
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05-16-2008, 08:26 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jul 2007
477 posts, read 280,537 times
Reputation: 559
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Slip him a Mickey.
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05-16-2008, 10:18 AM
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Chatty Cathy
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Piedmont NC
3,512 posts, read 2,184,807 times
Reputation: 2109
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Quote:
Originally Posted by walidm
If I told you once, I've told you twice.
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And if I've told you twice, I am REPEATING myself. |
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05-17-2008, 06:14 PM
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Need a good session of people-watching
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Join Date: Mar 2008
25,516 posts, read 6,471,890 times
Reputation: 4114
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He's a hard dog to keep on the porch.
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05-18-2008, 06:55 AM
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Moderator
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Pikeville, Kentucky
9,111 posts, read 4,531,461 times
Reputation: 11460
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Those younguns are cute as speckled pups 
Harder to find than hens teeth.
If the lords willin' an the creeks don't rise.. |
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05-18-2008, 07:12 AM
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Rhapsody in Blue
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Deep fried Okrahoma
6,014 posts, read 2,915,060 times
Reputation: 4671
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He's so tight, he wouldn't give you the sweat off his balls.
Trying to get her to go anywhere is tougher than pulling teeth.
She looks like she fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch coming down!
Give a fool enough rope and he'll hang himself.
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05-18-2008, 03:55 PM
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Need a good session of people-watching
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Join Date: Mar 2008
25,516 posts, read 6,471,890 times
Reputation: 4114
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Six ways to Sunday.
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12-12-2008, 08:24 PM
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Junior Member
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Reputation: 14
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My dad would say......"She ate a stack of pancakes so high...a show dog couldn't jump over them!" Also he would comment about a woman's big butt by saying....."She's spread out like a day's washin'!"
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12-13-2008, 11:53 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: I love the Ozarks
831 posts, read 397,260 times
Reputation: 1190
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How are you?
I'm as fine as frog hair!
A few cookies short of a full box!
The lights are on but, there is nobody home.
I was colder than a "Well Diggers" ass!
If you do that for me....
I will dance at your wedding!
Oh...
Go... p** up a rope!
Kiss my a** and the ass you rode in on!
Is Gene Autry worried???...
Not just NO!,but...
Hell! NO!!!
Okie
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