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05-08-2008, 05:50 PM
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Chatty Cathy
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Piedmont NC
3,512 posts, read 2,136,370 times
Reputation: 2108
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rcm58
You wouldn't make a pimple on a good Marines a**. My brother and I used to roll on the floor when my dad had one of his more serious moments....lol I remember getting spanked while laughing till I had tears in my eyes picturing GI Joes face on some Marines Butt.
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Laughing my butt off, even as I type! What's with these Marines and their sayings? My Dad, too.
I always liked his threat of sending us off to the Marines. "The Marines would make a man out of ya," he'd say. Scared, I tell ya. 
That, and I'm a girl. They didn't take girls then. |
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05-08-2008, 06:15 PM
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Traveling Texas One Mile At A Time
Status:
"Thinking about the holidays."
(set 6 days ago)
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Lewisville, TX
14,761 posts, read 3,890,373 times
Reputation: 4408
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Here's one for you, gang. Read this:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
That's all the more reason for me to have a juicer in my kitchen.  |
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05-08-2008, 06:34 PM
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Chatty Cathy
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Piedmont NC
3,512 posts, read 2,136,370 times
Reputation: 2108
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An apple for the teacher.
Makes you wonder what she and the doctor had going-on. Bet it was the doctor's wife coined "an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
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05-08-2008, 06:44 PM
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Slave to Passion
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Earth
537 posts, read 515,147 times
Reputation: 201
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He ain't nothin but a wart on the *ss of progress!
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05-08-2008, 10:06 PM
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Thankful for so much:)
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Woods of Missouri
22,650 posts, read 3,328,100 times
Reputation: 22455
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My Grandpa used to tell me: If you keep pouting like that a little bird gonna land on your lip. Also, Your face will freeze if you keep making that face.
Plain as the nose on your face.
And 'Don't cut off your nose to spite your face.'
Throwing out the baby with the bath water.
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05-08-2008, 10:37 PM
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Ak-sar-beN ~ another time and place ;-)
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: LEFT of the white house
8,919 posts, read 3,758,109 times
Reputation: 16403
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Stranger then a two dollar bill.
Dumber then a bucket of $h!t.
Dumber then a box of rocks.
Busier then a one arm paper hanger.
Crazy enough to have bats in the belfry. (strange person)
Smoother then a babies butt.
Poor as a church mouse.
Lights on nobody home. (dumb person)
Their elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top. (dumb person)
So ugly the dog won’t play with him.
No lead in their pencil. (dumb person)
He was sleeping when the good lord was handing out brains.
A couple cards short of a full deck.
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05-08-2008, 10:45 PM
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Thankful for so much:)
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Woods of Missouri
22,650 posts, read 3,328,100 times
Reputation: 22455
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A few bricks short of a load.
Until the fat lady sings.
Pie in the sky
Are we there yet?
My DH's : now that really hit the spot...something that I've prepared for him that he liked.
Dollars to donuts
Is s/he for real?
'Break A Leg' (hahahahahahaha)
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05-09-2008, 05:00 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Considering changes
929 posts, read 439,849 times
Reputation: 2280
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When it doesn't really make a difference, it's
Six of one - Half dozen of the other
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05-09-2008, 07:11 AM
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The barefoot babe
Status:
"Please don't litter, spay your critter."
(set 20 days ago)
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Orlando, Florida
9,603 posts, read 6,696,914 times
Reputation: 4020
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That person fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
That person got beat with an ugly stick.
That person is uglier then the a$$ end of a horse.
That person got in line twice when they were handing out stupid.
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05-09-2008, 08:14 AM
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C.D. Court Jester
Status:
"The patio bar is almost closed, already missing summer."
(set 28 days ago)
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Tennessee
4,588 posts, read 1,695,991 times
Reputation: 2348
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I wouldn't give a plugged Nickel for that.
If I remember right the US had a 3 cent Nickel coin that was plugged with Silver. Maybe some coin collector has better knowledge of this.
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