Old Fashioned Sayings (wedding, woman)

[1eyedjack]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

Never put off today what you might be able to do tomorrow.
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Well that’s what they say anyway.

^^^^^^
I think he's trying to kill 2 threads, I mean 2 birds with one stone!

[RDSLOTS]

Originally Posted by SunnyKayak

I been told I dont know Jack

Please, do let me introduce you.



Two peas in a pod.
Birds of a feather flock together.
Hotter 'n hell.
Pretty is as pretty does.

A shoe on the other foot may be darned uncomfortable.

[SunnyKayak]

Scarce as hen's teeth

Go to bed with the chickens

Don't count your chickens until they hatch.

Busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time.

A whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end.

[Mainer61]

Homelier than a cartload of a**holes

He ain't a whole biscuit

[Georgepl]

They gave him the bums rush.

[nomoresnow]

Not the brightest bulb on the chandelier.

Courtesy of Paula Deen:

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit! (LOVE that one! Don't know what it means, but I love it! LOL)

ANd when I was being a brat, my grandfather used to say to me: "The next time we take you with us, we'll leave you at home."

[mr.man]

Grinnin like a chessie cat (grandma)
You wanna be a fool all your life (grandpa)
His elevator don't go to the top floor.
A hit dog will holler.
Give you an inch and you take a mile.
Give you a break and you break your neck.
You got more excuses than a man going to jail.
Boy i'll stomp a mudhole in you.(Pops)
You have the nerves of a brass a%# monkey (grandma)
If it ain't one thing it's another.
I'll smack the taste outta your mouth!

[Simple Living]

Being from the south, when someone makes you mad:
"Listen, I will call your mother!"
or
"Don't make me call Jesus!"

When someone does something odd or says something that doesn't make sense, you just look at them, tilt your head a little, smile and say:
"I bet you were you mother's favorite, weren't you?!"
or
"I'll bet everything's pretty in your world isn't it?"

The equivalent of "Oh my goodness!" is....
"Frogs on a stump!"
or
"Great fluffy muffins!"

[gemkeeper]

Act in haste, repent in leisure.

A wise man listens to his own conscience.

A poor excuse is better than none at all.

An empty can makes the most noise. Otherwise known as: The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

[mr.man]

She's a little piece of leather but well put together.
A hard head makes a soft behind.
I brought you in this world,and i can take you out!
You can grow as tall as this house we live in, but i'm still your mother!