News, Cops: Naked pilot arrested with flight attendant after drunken forest romp. (the best, to live)

[John1960]

HARRISBURG, Pa. - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.

Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested - Criminal weirdness - MSNBC.com

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by John1960

HARRISBURG, Pa. - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.

Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested - Criminal weirdness - MSNBC.com

Well, at least they didn't "do it" while flying!

[115db]

Oh, my...this type of thing isnt so uncommon between pilots and flight attendants. But the way they were caught might be a little 'questionable'!

[Steve Bagu]

Being in the Grocery Inventory business, we would many times go to a mkt at 4 A.M. to work. It was common sometimes for a private night time security to meet us at the appointed mkt at the early hour. One time he told us of being there at 3:45 and finding a elderly couple in the back seat of the car in the rear parking lot. He flashed his flashlite inside the car and suggested they go to a MOTEL before any cops came. Steve

[happynoodleboycey]

Originally Posted by Magnum Mike

Well, at least they didn't "do it" while flying!

I always wondered why you were so into planes Mike. Now it looks like we have an answer.

[Magnum Mike]

I can understand sometimes people can get in a hurry to get somewhere... but sometimes people should use a little discretion, and there are certain things that really should be done in private. Apparently the two people in this topic, or at least one of them, had too much to drink to use any sense of discernment.

I mentioned this before, but I guess I'll mention it again. I remember one time my girlfriend and I were in the mountains of eastern Arizona in Pine Top, this was in the fall of 1983, and we were walking on this trail in the late afternoon checking out the fall colors, when we heard this rustling noise from behind a 6 or 7-foot berm on the side of the trail. I thought it was deer or some other animals. I climbed to the top of the berm slowly, then low and behold, there was a couple, who had a sudden urge for a little romance below a thicket of trees about 50 feet away from the berm. I remember it was awfully chilly that afternoon also, but I guess that didn't stop them! The gal saw me when I looked above the top of the berm and she got a little startled at first, then smiled in a way to tell me, "Could you excuse us for a few minutes?" I ran back down the berm, and Lynn asked me if I saw anything, and I was too embarrassed to describe what I saw, so I told her "Just keep walking". She was anxious to find out about what I saw, so I told her, and she laughed.

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by boycew02

I always wondered why you were so into planes Mike. Now it looks like we have an answer.

LOL.. or planes and Victoria's Secret..

Nah, I'm just another aviation enthusiast, and you can ask my friend Livewire, who has seen me on my flight simulator, and she'll tell you, I didn't try anything. The only thing I was doing was flying the plane!

[gwrober]

I find it interesting that they sent a helicopter with heat-seeking capabilities out...I suppose they had to, given the terrain...

The worst I've gotten was a flashlight tap on the window...

[MonaLisaVito]

This is the best part of the whole story! LMAO

"An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch"

I use to live in Michigan, and the month of May is no time to be running round nekkid in flip flops!

[square peg]

Which month would be more appropriate?