Need a Laugh
A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked,'
Is my time up?'
God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.'
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, brow lift,lip enhancement, breast enhancement, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by a car.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you said I had another 40years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the car?'
God replied,
'Giiirrrlllllll, I didn't even recognize you.!'
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