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"* 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet"
But 100% of people turn the handle on the bathroom door on the way out!!!! ICK. I always use a paper towel to open the door. The only thing worse than not washing my hands after using the toilet is grabbing the same door handle as someone else who didn't wash theirs.
good point as well. I do this as well. Bathrooms are disgusting...so many people do not realize that feces carries some nasty bacteria that will get you very very sick.
Hmm. . . if "pretty is as pretty does," then does it hold true that "crazy is as crazy does," too? Oh, LOL, but I need to check-in the Looney Bin.
I can, however, Cecilia Rose, think of a lot 'nuttier' things, like when vacuuming the house, the fringe on the rugs has to go in the same direction -- of course, it does that 'naturally' when you vacuum the dust and dirt out of it, but if it gets off-skelter, would a normal person hit it again with the wand? Now answer me that.
Let's see. . . what else? The Fiesta ware dishes, in a collection of four colors, have to get stacked in the same order -- lime green, tangerine, yellow, cobalt blue. I get miffed when spouse skips the lime green ones because he doesn't like the color. Throws the whole cabinet off, and no, these are not stored in glass-front cabinets. Nuts, I tell ya.
Lest you think I am the only neurotic one around here, the wacko dog will take our shoes he finds, and lines them up on the window seat where he likes to get, and I'll be darned if he doesn't line the things up in pairs, left shoe/right shoe. I am trying to catch him doing it, on video tape, so I can send it to America's Funniest Videos. He will pull our clothes out of the hampers, and carry them to his crate to snuggle with, and after doing laundry, I'll find myself wondering, 'hey where's the shirt I like to wear with these pants?'
"* 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet"
But 100% of people turn the handle on the bathroom door on the way out!!!! ICK. I always use a paper towel to open the door. The only thing worse than not washing my hands after using the toilet is grabbing the same door handle as someone else who didn't wash theirs.
That's why so many public restroom doors have only a push-plate now instead of a handle. I just use my elbow or shoulder.
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Hmm. . . if "pretty is as pretty does," then does it hold true that "crazy is as crazy does," too? Oh, LOL, but I need to check-in the Looney Bin.
I can, however, Cecilia Rose, think of a lot 'nuttier' things, like when vacuuming the house, the fringe on the rugs has to go in the same direction -- of course, it does that 'naturally' when you vacuum the dust and dirt out of it, but if it gets off-skelter, would a normal person hit it again with the wand? Now answer me that.
Let's see. . . what else? The Fiesta ware dishes, in a collection of four colors, have to get stacked in the same order -- lime green, tangerine, yellow, cobalt blue. I get miffed when spouse skips the lime green ones because he doesn't like the color. Throws the whole cabinet off, and no, these are not stored in glass-front cabinets. Nuts, I tell ya.
Lest you think I am the only neurotic one around here, the wacko dog will take our shoes he finds, and lines them up on the window seat where he likes to get, and I'll be darned if he doesn't line the things up in pairs, left shoe/right shoe. I am trying to catch him doing it, on video tape, so I can send it to America's Funniest Videos. He will pull our clothes out of the hampers, and carry them to his crate to snuggle with, and after doing laundry, I'll find myself wondering, 'hey where's the shirt I like to wear with these pants?'
We're a whole family of fruitcakes.
Youre not neurotic. Youre just interesting. And your dog isnt wacko . He shows initiative. Your husband on the other hand is passive agressive. He knows the proper way to stack the plates. He's just being obstinate.
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Reason: Boy some of you sure have a bathroom fetish. :eek:
Youre not neurotic. Youre just interesting. And your dog isnt wacko . He shows initiative. Your husband on the other hand is passive agressive. He knows the proper way to stack the plates. He's just being obstinate.
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85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
uh.. what are they SUPPOSED to do with the slits?
Nobody answered you Hon. Maybe if you put it in your name under the name / custom user title then someone will see it and tell you. You almost got the posts. Im sending you some cookies towards your 50.
I suppose the slit allows them to locate the thing, assuring themselves it's still there, akin to the young fellows who walk around holding it, to keep it from going somewhere.
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I suppose the slit allows them to locate the thing, assuring themselves it's still there, akin to the young fellows who walk around holding it, to keep it from going somewhere.
Ive noticed that too. I suspect that some male peeples pieces and parts is attached with Velcro. I asked the Huz if he knew anything about this but he wouldnt say. Then he rolled his eyes so far back in his head that his glasses fell off. He is no help what so ever.
I think it must be true tho. Ever notice how all of a sudden they get this wierd look like they lost something. Then they start franticly rumaging around in their pants. OMG!!!! I think I lost one. Dont anybody move. Oh wait. Its okay. I found it
Seriously I think thats why theyre always touching themselves. They need to reassue themselves that everything is still attached. I mean what if you had a date and you left some of your parts in your other pants.
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Throws the whole cabinet off, and no, these are not stored in glass-front cabinets. Nuts, I tell ya.
