Are You Normal ? (house, best, how many, buy)

[Cecilia_Rose]

These stats will tell you if you're normal or a freak. (remember that 90% of people say that they sometimes lie.)




AROUND THE HOUSE

* 21% of us don't make our bed daily. 5% of us never do.
* Men do 29% of laundry each week. Only 7% of women trust their husbands to do it correctly.
* 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
* 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
* 67.5% of men wear tightie whities (briefs).
* The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.
* 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. (Is there a correlation????)




HABITS

* 58.4% have called into work sick when we weren't.
* 3 out of 4 of us store our dollar bills in rigid order with singles leading up to higher denominations.
* 50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.
* 39% of us peek in our host's bathroom cabinet.
* 17% have been caught by the host.
* 81.3% would tell an acquaintance to zip his pants.
* 29% of us ignore RSVP.
* 35% give to charity at least once a month.
* 71.6% of us eavesdrop.




FOOD

* 69% eat the cake before the frosting.
* When nobody else is around, 47% drink straight from the carton.
* Snickers is the most popular candy.
* 22% of us skip lunch daily.
* 9% of us skip breakfast daily.
* 66% of us eat cereal regularly.
* 22% of all restaurant meals include french fries.
* 14% of us eat the watermelon seeds.




HYGIENE

* 22% leave the glob of toothpaste in the sink.
* Only 13% brush our teeth from side to side.
* Nearly 1/3 of U.S. women color their hair.
* 53% of women will not leave the house without makeup on.
* 58% of women paint their nails regularly.
* 33% of women lie about their weight.
* 4 out of 5 of us have suffered from hemorrhoids. (I thought that was preferred Trident gum)
* The average girl starts her period at age 12.
* 30% of us refuse to sit on a public toilet seat.
* 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.
* 23.5% admit they don't always flush.
* 45.2% pee in the shower.
* 44.9% pee in the ocean.
* 28.1% pee in the pool.
* 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.




DRIVING

* 4 out of 5 sing in the car. (and probably 4 out of 5 can't sing for beans either)
* 12% of men never use their car blinkers.
* 45% of us consistantly follow the speed limit. (This is hard to believe - Get on a highway and go the exact speed limit. Are 45% of the people not passing you - I doubt it)
* 2/3 of us speed up at a yellow light.
* 1/3 of us don't wear seat belts.
* 71% can drive a stick-shift car.
* 44% of men tailgate to speed up the person in front of them.




WHAT WE SHOULDN'T BE DOING

13% of us admit to occassionally doing our offspring's homework.
91% of us lie regularly.
27% admit to cheating on a test or quiz.



RELIGION

* 90% believe in divine retribution.
* 10% believe in the 10 Commandments. (That's one Commandment per person on average)
* 82% believe in an afterlife.
* 45% believe in ghosts.
* 10% of us claim to have seen a ghost. (Not Counting Casper)
* 49% believe in ESP.



DAILY LIVING

* 90% of us depend on alarm clocks to wake us.
* 53% read their horoscopes regularly.
* 16% of us have forgotten our own wedding anniversary (mostly men).
* 59% of us say we're average-looking.
* Less than 10% are trilingual.
* 37% claim to know how to use all the features on their VCR.
* 53% prefer ATM machines over tellers.
* 44% reuse tinfoil.
* 57% save pretty gift paper to reuse.
* 66% of women and 59% of men have used a mix to cook and taken credit for doing it from scratch.
* 53% of us would take advice from Anne Landers.
* 28% of us have skinny-dipped. 14% with the opposite sex.
* 51% of adults dress up for a Halloween festivity.
* On average, we send 38 Christmas cards every year.
* 20% of women consider their parents to be their best friends.



LOVE & SEX

* 2 out of 5 have married their first love.
* Only 4% asked the parents' approval for their bride's hand.
* 29% of us are virgins when we marry. (How many claim they are?)
* The average sexual experience lasts about 39 minutes.
* Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".
* 56% of men have had sex at work.
* 60% of men and 54% of women have had a 1-night stand.
* Women buy 4 out of every 10 condoms sold.
* 1 in 5 men proposed on his knees.
* 6% propose over the phone. (Guys get a clue. Who actually would answer yes?)

[lionking]

am I normal...............lol.

[heydade]

Originally Posted by Cecilia_Rose

My thoughts :






* 54.2% of us always wash our hands after using the toilet.

Yes, it is important to wash your hands after wiping your dirty bung hole. But even more important and what I NEVER see being done is how about washing your hands BEFORE touching your pecker. I would never ever think about touching my precious pecker without washing all those nasty germs off my hands first.

* 46.5% of men say they ALWAYS put the seat down after they've used the toilet, yet women claim to ALWAYS find it up.

I laugh when women get mad about finding the toilet seat up, because in my mind, I get mad when i find the toilet seat down. Did God put men on this earth so we can cater to a women's needs ? Please...give me a freaking break. Women...start leaving the toilet seat UP FOR US. Not the other way around.




DRIVING


* 12% of men never use their car blinkers.

I only use my blinkers for lane changes on the roads. I never use my blinkers while sitting at a red light in a turning lane. That is just plain dumb and a good way to wear out your lights much quicker. And we all know that most of us won't change out a dead bulb unless absolutely necessary. blinkers only for lane changes...everything else is a complete waste.
















* Men say the average erect penis is 10". Women say it's 4".

forget the length ! Length means NOTHING since the vaginal wall enjoys THICKNESS and GIRDTH. Length serves nothing more than to hit the cervix and make her scream in pain. THICKNESS is what is important. Ever see a long skinny pencil penis ? Now that is nasty.

The above are my opinions and my opinions only.

[moonshadow]

Originally Posted by heydade

The above are my opinions and my opinions only.
I laugh when women get mad about finding the toilet seat up, because in my mind, I get mad when i find the toilet seat down. Did God put men on this earth so we can cater to a women's needs ? Please...give me a freaking break. Women...start leaving the toilet seat UP FOR US. Not the other way around.

If the toilet seat were meant to be left up why even bother making toilets with a seat?

[canibeyou]

Bummer... guess I can check being "normal" off my list.

[Ivorytickler]

Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Abbey Normal.

[Ivorytickler]

"The average bra size today is 36C whereas 10 years ago it was a 34B.
* 85% of women wear the wrong bra size. (Is there a correlation????)"

Yes, there is a correlation. The chestier you are, the more likely you need the extra support you get from wearing a bra that's one size too small. If I buy what they say I should wear, my bra rides up my back all day long. I wear my "sister size" which is one size down in the band and one cup size up. That keeps the girls from taking a trip south. (think the same effect as lacing a corcett up tightly)

[AksarbeN]

What a relief

[Cecilia_Rose]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

What a relief

Welll????? Are you normal???

[Nelly Nomad]

Don't know if I'm normal or not (probably not), but I do know I'm amused. Thanks for the chuckles, Cecilia!