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OK, to shut this thread down, now, with all aplomb, a joke.
Some poor woman had been married most of her adult life to a bum of a husband, who never could hold down a job, and much preferred watching TV, chain-smoking, and hollering out, "You? We got any cold beer?" all the while scratching his behind with his hand stuck in the back of a pair of not-so-whitey tighties.
He died.
The woman scraped her pennies together, and had his body sent to the Funeral Home, with the request that he be cremated. She showed up with an empty hour glass, and instructed them to place her departed husband's ashes in it.
She carries the hour glass home with her, unlocks the door to the small, modest apartment she had worked three jobs and scraped-by to put a roof over their heads, and walks into the living room, where she carries the hour glass to the mantel over the fireplace and places it. She removes her hat, takes off her gloves, and coat, and before turning around to carry the coat to the hall closet, turns the hour glass upside down, and exclaims, "Now, dammit!, you'll work!"
Hey Mike. Missed you yesterday. I got sent to "your" room.
Charley
Eh.. that's okay Charley, people miss me all the time... especially when they throw stuff at me!
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