Not yet published books! (home, money, driving, how to)

[dxiweodwo]

Shoveling snow for dummies....
The correct way to wipe your a** for dummies....

[Magnum Mike]

How not to be a dummy for dummies.

[Tek_Freek]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

LOL - great thread!

• NEPA For Dummies (or is that an oxymoron? )
• Mannequins for Dummies
• Strip-Clubs for Dummies
• Drug Addiction for Dummies
• Groveling for Dummies
• Midget-Tossing for Dummies
• Ear Wax Removal for Dummies
• Tailgating for Dummies
• Sexually-Transmitted Diseases for Dummies
• Snide Comments for Dummies

and of course, what bookstore's collection would be complete without...

• The Idiot's Guide to Books for Dummies

And the complimentary edition:

The Dummy's Guide to Idiots Past and Present

[SifuPhil]

Here's a list that's been floating around for a few years...

Below is a list of children's books you'll never see in any bookstore!

• "You Were an Accident"
• "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
• "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
• "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
• "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
• "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
• "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
• "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of Western Eur- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
• "All Dogs Go to Hell"
• "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
• "You Are Different and That's Bad"
• "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
• "Pop! Goes the Hamster....and Other Great Microwave Games"
• "Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets"
• "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
• "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
• "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
• "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
• "Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom's Purse"
• "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
• "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
• "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead"
• "How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"
• "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"
• "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"
• "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
• "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
• "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
• "Bi-Curious George"
• "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
• "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"

[fuzzymystic]

Controlling public flatulence for dummies!
Ventriloquism for dummies!
vice presidents for dummies.
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Ok, unwritten children's book: Max isn't in dog heaven, he's buried out behind the shed!

[Rcm58]

Phil....

Man your on it today...lol

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by Rcm58

Phil....

Man your on it today...lol

LOL - that's what happens when I get bored with work...

[Rcm58]

What ever happened to Mens 50's Hairstyles, an unpublished article to Hamsters Weekly.

[SifuPhil]

A few Dr. Seuss rejects I found...thanks, Fuzzy!

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

1. One *****, Two *****, Dead *****, Blue *****

2. Who Shat in the Hat?

3. Horton Hires a Ho

4. Fox in Detox

5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. Your Colon Can Moo--Can You?

9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

10. The Cat in the Blender

11. Are You My Proctologist?

12. Yentl the Lentil

13. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

14. Aunts in My Pants

15. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!

16. Horton Fakes an Orgasm

17. The Grinch's Ten Inches

[sirron]

Sweet Lord help me; I'm howling........can't.....type...any....more....... .....