Favorite Sayings (fun, family, house, people)

[YapCity]

Two sayings.

1. "I'm a uniter", helps me feel good about voting for Kerry.

2. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse to the trap gets the cheese"

-TT

[utvolsfan13]

"This is why we can't go nice places"

[mm_mary73]

"You'll take your eye out with that!"

[jaecamp]

In stead of saying "Thats cool" a friend of mine says "Thats juicy" or "Thats 2%"

Another friend (while drinking) says "I've been drinking twenty years and I still can't tell the wet ones from the dry ones." (YUCK!!! Although yes he is just kidding)

When someone doesn't hear or understand me the first or second time, instead of repeating myself I'll say "Your hair looks nice."

[Adream]

Originally Posted by FistFightingHairdresser

One of my favorite sayings, courtesy of my old Drill Sergeant, SSG Naples:

"Your body will convince your mind to cooperate"

I love that! Very motivating.

Originally Posted by plaidmom

"Hold my beer and watch this"

Oh the pictures that come to mind! Too funny!


My mother had a great one describing someone trying to act like a big shot: "He wants to pi$$ with the big dogs but can't get his leg high enough."

SteveO: "Life moves pretty fast. If you dont stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it" is my DD's favorite saying.

One of my long time favorites: "When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."

[Taboo]

Hannah Montana coined the build a bridge and get over it or all of you with kids repeating it.

My all time fav, well, most used these days is .. Cry cry cry weep wail and sob.... from the brave little toaster. I have a bunch of whiney kids in school !!! This usually stops them.

[fuzzymystic]

You want a little cheese to go with that whine??? or
should we call the WAAAH-mbulance??

[i, however do not use these]

[pixieshmoo]

"I don't have a pot to pi$$ in or a window to throw it out of" - my mom

"You (meaning us kids) have champagne taste with beer pockets" - my dad, whenever someone tried to con him into buying something we didn't need.

"Your sister's a$$" - when something goes wrong - my mom, me.

We all know this one: "Do you think money grows on trees?!?!?!" - every parent on earth.

[fuzzymystic]

I have heard it said; "I have champagne taste on a beer budget."

[square peg]

When being asked to do or get something while I'm already busy with something else: Would you like me to stick a broom up my a$$ and sweep the floor while I'm at it?

Yeah, I do use this one.

Quite a bit.