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Old 07-22-2008, 02:49 PM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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When I got home last night my wife demanded that I
take her to an expensive place.
So I took her to a gas station
And The Fight Was On...............



After retiring, I went to the Social Security Office to apply for S.S.
The woman behind the counter ask for my drivers license to verify
my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I had to go home and come
back later. The woman said, unbutton your shirt. So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair. She said, that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.
And she processed my S.S. application.
When I got home I excitedly told my wife about my expericence.
She said you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten on disability too.
And The Fight Was On.......


My wife and I were sitting at table at my high school reunion,and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink
as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, do you know her? Yes I sighed. She's my ex-girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many yrs. ago.
And I hear she hasn't been sober since. "My God" says my wife, who in the world would think a person could go on celebrating that long.
And The Fight Was On............
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Old 07-22-2008, 04:12 PM
 
Location: Falling Waters, WV
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Love it!

Where do you get these?
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:27 PM
 
Location: California
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Those were great, I think I'll take the wife to the gas station tonight.
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Old 07-22-2008, 08:22 PM
 
Location: Pocono Mts.
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Ba-da-dum
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Old 07-22-2008, 09:15 PM
 
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i love these!!! lol
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:53 PM
 
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Guy's wife tells him she wants him to take her someplace she's never seen, so he walks her in to the kitchen...
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:05 PM
 
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Those are some really good ones
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