News, Man Bites Off Friend’s Nose During Sudden Fight Over Broken Bike. (woman, shopping)

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by studedude

He thought it's candy but it'snot.

LOL.. No wonder the guy was acting a little snotty!

[studedude]

Originally Posted by Magnum Mike

LOL.. No wonder the guy was acting a little snotty!

It's not the size of the nose it's what's in it that matters.
Should we keep this up until one of us gets sent to our room?

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by studedude

It's not the size of the nose it's what's in it that matters.
Should we keep this up until one of us gets sent to our room?

Once again, it goes to prove that nobody should stick his nose where it doesn't belong!

Don't worry about me StudeDude, I've already been sent to my room once today....

[poconoproud]

U 2, Go to your room!

How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by poconoproud

U 2, Go to your room!

How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it.

LOL.. Okay, I think that should be "U 3 go to your rooms! "

[SifuPhil]

Remember the scene in the movie "Roxanne" with Steve Martin?

Roxanne Nose Jokes

1. Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.
2. Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She's going to blow.
3. Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like ... Wyoming.
4. Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
5. Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
6. Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
7. Naughty: Pardon me, Sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
8. Philosophical: You know. It's not the size of a nose thats important. It's what's in it that matters.
9. Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
10. Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
11. Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
12. Melodic: Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
13. Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
14. Complementary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
15. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
16. Obscure: Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
17. Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
18. French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
19. Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
20. Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
21. Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.
22. Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
23. Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.
24. Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped.
25. Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?

[poconoproud]

funny...

[mr.man]

And you people called Mike Tyson all types of names, all he bit off was a little ear lobe . Now this guy is going to jail, guess he bit off more than he could chew .

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by mr.man

And you people called Mike Tyson all types of names, all he bit off was a little ear lobe . Now this guy is going to jail, guess he bit off more than he could chew .

LOL.. Maybe during the argument, the assailant felt offended when the other guy told him "Bite Me!"...

[ShinyHappyLucy]

Wasn't there something in the news similar to this several years ago? If I remember correctly, a woman became infuriated with another woman for going through the 10-items-or-less lane at the grocery store with more than 10 items so chased her into the parking lot and bit off her nose.