That reminds me of the old gentleman who was being admitted to a nursing home. While his wife was in the office signing he sat in his wheelchair in the hallway. He started leaning th the right and the nurse, afraid he would fall, helped him sit up straight. About 5 min later he started leaning to the left. The nurse came over again and helped him sit straight. At that he yelled to his wife. "Come and get me out of this place. I'm going home."
"I thought we decided this would be the best place for you. You haven't even given it a chance."
"Don't need to. They aren't taking good care of me. I tried to fart twice and they won't let me."
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