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08-06-2008, 10:36 PM
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Man Caught With Chicken In His Pants
Aug 6, 2008 PALM SPRINGS (CBS) ― A man is behind bars after an officer confronted him about an unusual bulge in his pants in front of a Wal-Mart Supercenter in Palm Springs. The man admitted he was trying to steal some chicken.
***This took some pluck, This fellow sure doesn't have a leg to stand on. He's low on the pecking order and an intellectual featherweight for trying to wing this. Or was he just trying to be cocky? Scratch that. He's probably been couped up and now he wants to get the lay of the land and come out of his shell after somebody egged him on, but now it appears that his yoke will be heavy. Either that or he was thigh as a kite on crack with a fried brain but who am I to squawk? You won't hear another peep out of me.
Bang the drumstick slowly.
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08-06-2008, 11:43 PM
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Rejoice and be glad
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Is that a chicken in your pants or are you happy to see me?  |
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08-07-2008, 10:59 AM
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Now that's what I call a fowl ball.
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08-07-2008, 12:15 PM
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They caught him, but they let his kid go right by! He's packing a pork roast, a box of burger patties, a bag of potato's and a half gallon of milk in his pants!!
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08-07-2008, 12:20 PM
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Ehh.. who gives a cluck.. I know he was gonna take a turkey, but chickened out, and I think that was the beak of his brief criminal career!
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08-07-2008, 03:20 PM
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God Bless Our Troops!
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Ok this is even worse is my own little world.....
I see this headline and I'm...I swear!!!...I'm thinking it's a LIVE chicken!!! So then I'm trying to figure out why WalMart would sell live chickens......
I think I need a vacation......
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08-07-2008, 03:22 PM
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I wouldn't "bok" at that this little dumpling because he has something to crow about and it's poultry in motion. It appears that he hasn't been coddled and he has good reason to strut.
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08-07-2008, 04:11 PM
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Why would Wal-Mart cry fowl at a bird brain stealing such a poultry sum?
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