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Old 08-16-2008, 11:40 PM
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.


I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh$$.

The End
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Old 08-16-2008, 11:53 PM
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Old 08-17-2008, 02:43 AM
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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How fantastic - and how true!
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Old 08-17-2008, 02:49 AM
Location: Texas
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Old 08-17-2008, 09:09 AM
Location: Houston, TX
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