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10-01-2008, 01:48 AM
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CD News Reporter
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Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth.
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should get into Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure the angels will be pleased to see them every day, for eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The angel chuckles and says, 'Okay, Your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and gets in! Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the angel, but, even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.
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10-01-2008, 05:49 AM
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The Pocono's; Peaceful & Pretty
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 Now that's funny... |
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10-02-2008, 12:34 PM
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Blessed to have you all as my FRIENDS...HUGS
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ROFLOL.... way to cute.
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10-02-2008, 01:28 PM
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That John, what a card. He really aced it. He won't fold. He's a winner. Good thing he joined the club and he's not afraid to call a spade a spade. He's a diamond in the rough with a heart when he's decked out by all the king's men. He sure knows jack. I wonder if he's from Queens? Either way, hope I got this straight. I don't want to get lost in the shuffle since we have a full house with ante visiting. She has a hold on me but I do have my limit even if she rarely calls.
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10-02-2008, 01:28 PM
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If you refuse to use your brain
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Location: Heartland
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I'm all in!
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10-02-2008, 02:26 PM
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Maybe she should have asked St. Peter to holdem....
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10-02-2008, 04:16 PM
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BreakOnThruToTheOtherSide
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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If I were a gatekeeper I would let Dolly in.......with a bribe of course  |
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10-06-2008, 07:56 AM
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Here for the Duration
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And to think this was brought to us by the CD news reporter. I guess this is what ya call a slow news day. Oh my.
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