Here's a little retirement information:
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines
> > stock one year ago, you*would have $49.00 left.> >
> > With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
> > original $1, 000.00.> >
> > With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
> > left.> >
> > But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
> > one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the
> > cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had
> > $214.00.> >
> > Based on the above, the best current investment
> > advice is to drink heavily and recycle.> >



> > It's called the 401-Keg.*
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