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11-24-2008, 07:14 AM
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Goin' Native: The Indian Comedy Slam (on Showtime)
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Honest men know that revenge does not taste sweet
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I want to be cremated and scattered over the ocean so no matter where my kids are, they can toss some flowers in the ocean and feel they're visiting me there. They don't have to feel they need to remain in the state where I'm buried if they want to move on. I say that because my mom will never leave the state where my sister and brother died, probably because they're bodies are there.  |
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11-24-2008, 07:16 AM
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Goin' Native: The Indian Comedy Slam (on Showtime)
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Honest men know that revenge does not taste sweet
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Originally Posted by sterlinggirl
I'd like to be cremated. I just need to find an urn that doesn't make my butt look too big...  |
 I nearly spit my coffee out on the screen. LOL That was great.  |
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11-24-2008, 07:21 AM
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And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us
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"Having the time of my life. Ps 118:24"
(set 8 days ago)
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Suburban Chicago
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A burial in a coffin with one of those Tempurpedic mattresses. I'll be on it for a long time.
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11-24-2008, 09:02 AM
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If you don't like dogs, be on your way.
Status:
"I'm loving the colder weather."
(set 26 days ago)
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: U.S.A.
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Originally Posted by sterlinggirl
Even if it involves crayons?
I'd like to be cremated. I just need to find an urn that doesn't make my butt look too big... |
I'm sorry, I don't understand the crayon remark.  |
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11-24-2008, 09:08 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Vt but soon to be AK
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Dig a hole and toss me in.
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11-24-2008, 09:31 AM
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Botda Farm :D
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Maine
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I'm gonna have my DH stuffed and mounted on a nice base. I can use him for a coatrack.  |
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11-24-2008, 10:12 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: I love the Ozarks
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Public_Newsense
I want to be cremated and scattered over the ocean so no matter where my kids are, they can toss some flowers in the ocean and feel they're visiting me there. They don't have to feel they need to remain in the state where I'm buried if they want to move on. I say that because my mom will never leave the state where my sister and brother died, probably because they're bodies are there. |
Well,,Public_Newsense
I hate to be the one to give you this bad news but....
your kids might move to another state. Not all states are located on the ocean. You need to get out more.
LOL!!!
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11-24-2008, 10:17 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: I love the Ozarks
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Originally Posted by msina
I'm gonna have my DH stuffed and mounted on a nice base. I can use him for a coatrack. |
Did you say...?
Your going to mount your husband after he is dead!!
That is just....Wrong!!
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11-24-2008, 10:22 AM
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If you refuse to use your brain
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Heartland
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Originally Posted by Jude1948
Redid our wills just last week. We got down to the details of resustation and pulling the plug. Really makes you take a look ahead. I wanted to be cremated, but my husband can't stand the thought of that happening to me, so I relented to his way. If he goes before me, I may rethink my decision.
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We did this a couple of years ago. It's amazing how many things you have to set up so what you want to happen, happens, and the state doesn't get all your goodies. DNR, Power of Attorney, etc. We did it all using the Internet and a very good site that had forms with blanks to fill in that were specific to our state. We checked and they were the same as what we would get from a local attorney. Worked out nicely. Took them to our bank for notarizing and had a good neighbor witness them. Cost a heck of a lot less, too.
As for what I want done: It doesn't matter. I mentioned this and my wife informed my that my funeral wasn't for me, it was for those left behind. I guess I get whatever they want... So the Acme Spring-loaded Sit-me-up in the middle of the ceremony device is not going to be included. Apparently not everyone shares my sense of humor.
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11-24-2008, 10:33 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: I love the Ozarks
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So the Acme Spring-loaded Sit-me-up in the middle of the ceremony device is not going to be included. Apparently not everyone shares my sense of humor.
I love that idea!!!, Tek_Freek
If you do that...Let me know, because I want to be there!!!
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