I have a few questions (driver's license, post office, postage, picture)

[BrianG]

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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?

Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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If people from Poland are called Poles, then

why aren't people from Holland called Holes?


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If it's true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?


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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,

would they call it Fed UP? ?


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What hair color do they put on the

driver's licenses of bald men?

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I thought about how mothers feed their

babies with tiny little spoons and forks,

so I wondered what do Chinese mothers

use. Toothpicks?


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Why do they put pictures of criminals up

in the Post Office? What are we supposed

to do, write to them? Why don't they just

put their pictures on the postage stamps

so the mailmen can look for them while

they deliver the mail?

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Is it true that you never really learn

to swear until you learn to drive?

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As income tax time approaches, did you

ever notice: When you put the two words

"The" and "IRS" together, it spells

"THEIRS"?

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[Gaffer]

If the Stop and Shop and A & P were to merge would they call it the Stop and P?

[BrianG]

Originally Posted by Gaffer

If the Stop and Shop and A & P were to merge would they call it the Stop and P?

good one