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Old 12-31-2008, 03:10 AM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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Post News, Woman, 88, gives naked intruder the ‘squeeze’

Deputies say she grabbed the man’s crotch after he pushed her down.

PORTLAND, Ore. - The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing. Deputy Paul McRedmond said the man got into the house Tuesday through a sliding door.

Woman gives naked intruder the 'squeeze' - Criminal weirdness- msnbc.com
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Old 12-31-2008, 06:28 AM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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LOL... That should teach the guy a lesson for breaking into an 88-year-old woman's house with no clothes on!
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Old 12-31-2008, 08:13 AM
 
Location: Illinois, for now...
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Go Granny, GO!
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Old 12-31-2008, 05:45 PM
 
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Sounds like a variation of the old game, "Button, Button, Who's got the button?"
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Old 12-31-2008, 07:48 PM
 
Location: west coast
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That will loin him but I didn't know this was a groin problem. Gotta hand it to granny, making him knuckle under like that. She really nailed him and he belongs in the joint and he shouldn't be allowed to hang around anymore. Two thumbs up.
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Old 01-01-2009, 03:46 PM
 
Location: west coast
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I would like to add that granny may have been left holding the bag but you must admit she certainly was on the ball with this testy intruder.
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Old 01-01-2009, 03:49 PM
 
Location: Democratic Peoples Republic of Redneckistan
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I wonder what Magic JOHNSON thinks about all of this?
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Old 01-01-2009, 04:50 PM
 
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I wonder what Magic JOHNSON thinks about all of this?
This reminds me: What, exactly, is the real use for Johnson's Wax?
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Old 01-01-2009, 07:10 PM
 
Location: California
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Good for her, get um Granny
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Old 01-01-2009, 07:22 PM
 
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That'll teach him not to be so cocky.
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