Pure Weird News, NY man accused of stealing shark from pet store. (credit card, home)

[John1960]

FRANKLIN SQUARE, N.Y. (AP) - A New York man is accused of going fishing in a pet store aquarium where he caught a $350 shark and smuggled it out of the shop under his jacket. Police said the Freeport man released the contraband shark into his home aquarium, where they say he also kept a green moray eel he had purchased with a stolen credit card.

NY man accused of stealing shark from pet store

[nilssson]

I don't want to make waves buoys and gulls but this tail bites big time. Why do I say this? Well, jaws because. Also, it might not exactly be the whole tooth. I was going to wade around before posting but cod dang it, now loch what I squid. Finny, huh? I guess this post was not only eel timed but sole shattering. Personally, I once had my entire left side bitten off by a great white. But don't worry, my doc says I'm going to be all right now. I hope this story serves a porpoise since I'm trying to make a splash and be chummy.

[case44]

Originally Posted by John1960

FRANKLIN SQUARE, N.Y. (AP) - A New York man is accused of going fishing in a pet store aquarium where he caught a $350 shark and smuggled it out of the shop under his jacket. Police said the Freeport man released the contraband shark into his home aquarium, where they say he also kept a green moray eel he had purchased with a stolen credit card.

NY man accused of stealing shark from pet store

I think both he and the shark would be great mates in the same jail cell.

[nitram]

Well shiver me timbers mate's, this is eely a sharking story.