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01-27-2009, 12:43 AM
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CD News Reporter
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Phone repair.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know
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01-27-2009, 01:06 AM
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Helping others help themselves...
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Location: Arizona
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LOL, that was good.
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01-27-2009, 01:49 AM
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Lost in Space
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Location: California
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The repairman was really connected and shocked after his ivestigation, the dog was really urinning to get off that leash 
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01-27-2009, 12:47 PM
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Just a simple country gal.
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Location: Calif.
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Lol, good one! 
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01-27-2009, 09:33 PM
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Senior Member
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Location: west coast
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Were there any animal cruelty charges?
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01-27-2009, 09:36 PM
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Unregenerate Curmudgeon
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: 78 square miles surrounded by reality
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Had to send that one to my spouse, who will find it of particular interest and relevance for his office... thanks for the giggles!
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01-28-2009, 12:37 AM
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Oklahoma
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Xd
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01-28-2009, 12:49 AM
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S.Dak.......home sweet home
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Location: S.Dak
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thanbk you!!!
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01-28-2009, 09:10 AM
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God Bless Our Troops!
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"Santa, I can explain...."
(set 25 days ago)
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Orlando
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Great one!
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