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Old 02-11-2009, 08:20 AM
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Default Mid Life Crisis


mid-life crisis



Married 44 Years


After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one

day and said, 'Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,

slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV; but I got to

sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.



Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed, and plasma

screen TV; but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that

you're not holding up your side of things..'





My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a

hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be

living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed,

and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.



Aren't older women great?



They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
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Old 02-11-2009, 09:44 AM
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Great solution YLisa!
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Old 02-11-2009, 10:11 AM
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I like that....funny
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Old 02-11-2009, 10:16 AM
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lol....
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Old 02-11-2009, 01:52 PM
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A couple went to a "marriage enhancement" meeting. When the speaker told the men they should know their wife's favorite flower, the man looked at his wife and said, "Pillsbury of Gold Medal?"

Think I've told this one in here, but did you hear about the man who figured out women?
He died laughing!
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