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Old 02-16-2009, 07:53 AM
 
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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Dearest Redneck Son,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days.

About that coat you wanted me to send; your Unc Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for a day and a half...

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down!

There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt,

Mom
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Old 02-16-2009, 08:00 AM
 
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Lol, that is sooooooo....redneck!
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Old 02-16-2009, 08:26 AM
 
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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Lol, that is sooooooo....redneck!

Yeah I know. It's the typical stereotype. I do know some really good and nice rednecks but I also know "of" some really scary ones, lol.
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Old 02-16-2009, 04:42 PM
 
Location: Somewhere out there
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Oh Lisa Thank You that is soooo cute and funny.
Do you mind if I borrow that and post it elsewhere?
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Old 02-16-2009, 05:43 PM
 
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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Oh Lisa Thank You that is soooo cute and funny.
Do you mind if I borrow that and post it elsewhere?
Of course you can. Spread the cheer.
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Old 02-16-2009, 05:57 PM
 
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I read this out loud to my husband and we both thought it was great...thanks for giving us a good laugh!
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:55 PM
 
Location: Long Beach, CA
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Good one
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Old 02-16-2009, 09:53 PM
 
Location: Utah
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:d:d:d
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Old 02-16-2009, 11:43 PM
 
Location: Not where you ever lived
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I think you need to us a colon and an upper case D to get this

Last edited by linicx; 02-16-2009 at 11:44 PM.. Reason: edit
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:31 AM
 
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Its funny because I have an uncle in West Virginia
named Billy Bob. We stayed over in June. We had a
great time living it up in his Mansion and yacht!

REDNECK MANSION


http://content.pyzam.com/funnypics/d...eckmansion.jpg

REDNECK YACHT

http://www.freakycreek.com/gallery2/d/3555-4/redneck-houseboat.jpg (broken link)
http://www.freakycreek.com/gallery2/d/3555-4/redneck-houseboat.jpg (broken link)

REDNECK HOT-TUB

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/redneck-hot-tub.jpg (broken link)
http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/funny/redneck-hot-tub.jpg (broken link)
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