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Old 03-20-2009, 09:38 AM
Status: "The weather is beautiful:)" (set 12 days ago)
Location: Where the sun likes to shine!!
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This is an oldie but I think really cute. Enjoy.

RETARDED GRANDPARENT Written by the grandchild, lol.

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how

they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the


We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and

Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got

retarded and they moved to Florida . Now they live in a tin box and

have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their

bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are

anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have

got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there,

but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but

they all jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is

a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so

nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in

their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And,

they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people

can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get

out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma

says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I

should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my

retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let

people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.


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Old 03-20-2009, 05:38 PM
Location: following the wind of change
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I think I"m already retarded even before old age...
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