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03-24-2009, 05:48 PM
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[4 the ladies] Tactics on how not to get ticket from a police officer..
Ladies, i know alot of you have been stopped by police officers and have been able to somehow "escape" from getting a ticket, what tactics did you use, inquiring minds want to know....  |
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03-24-2009, 06:05 PM
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If the officer is a man - look pretty and cry.
If the officer is a woman - no chance.
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03-24-2009, 06:12 PM
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I once spilled my bottled water on my 'private' area, and told him that my bladder exploded and I was rushing to a bathroom. He let me go.
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03-24-2009, 06:13 PM
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Out of the many times I've been pulled over I've never gotten a ticket. That tells you how cute I am.
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03-24-2009, 06:14 PM
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ROTFL, that is so silly but very practical. Good work Amanda I'm proud of you.
It would be funny if you sat on a melted Hershey Bar and said you pooped in your car seat and needed to rush off to wipe. You could then point to the Hershey Bar as evidence of the poop.
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Originally Posted by amanda0808
I once spilled my bottled water on my crotch area, and told him that my bladder exploded and I was rushing to a bathroom. He let me go.
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03-24-2009, 06:16 PM
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The best way is to pretend to be really sad and really really sorry. Always apologize and never ever get an attitude. They will let you off.
Once I got pulled over for swerving when I got lost in some backward town with backward roads. The cop did the sobriety test and everything else, then said "Son, is their something wrong with your vehicle"? I was like "not that I know of"...then he was like "you need to get your vehicle checked ASAP". Then he let me go.
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Originally Posted by LEVOW
Ladies, i know alot of you have been stopped by police officers and have been able to somehow "escape" from getting a ticket, what tactics did you use, inquiring minds want to know.... |
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03-24-2009, 06:17 PM
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I used to be indecisive. Now, I'm not so sure.
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I had on a mini skirt once and got out of a ticket with a state trooper. Of course, this was back when I was young and gorgeous. If I put on a mini skirt now, the officer might threaten to ticket me for wearing it.  |
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03-24-2009, 06:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by artsyguy
ROTFL, that is so silly but very practical. Good work Amanda I'm proud of you.
It would be funny if you sat on a melted Hershey Bar and said you pooped in your car seat and needed to rush off to wipe.
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I'm glad I had bottled water and not Coke |
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03-24-2009, 06:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gizmobizmo
I had on a mini skirt once and got out of a ticket with a state trooper. Of course, this was back when I was young and gorgeous. If I put on a mini skirt now, the officer might threaten to ticket me for wearing it. |
That is funny! I guess cause I know what you mean!  |
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03-24-2009, 06:41 PM
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Traded the waste of human flesh a box of fresh Dunkin Donuts just purchased that was for the office. Who ever defends pigs saying they are not donut munching connoisseurs are dead wrong. A boston cream will get you out of a bank robbery rap in some cases.
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