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Old 03-24-2009, 08:03 PM
 
Location: At the lake house in sunny Florida
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A Mexican, a Black, and a Texas Redneck were walking together on a beach
when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle,
rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

"I can only grant three wishes," the Genie said.
"Since there are three of you, you may have one wish apiece."

Pointing at the Black man, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people
and take them back to our homeland of Africa."

Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my people
back to our homeland, May-he-co!"

Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border,
then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing off into the sunset and said,

"Just give me a Beer. It doesn't get any better than this!"
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Old 03-24-2009, 10:38 PM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Originally Posted by younglisa7 View Post
A Mexican, a Black, and a Texas Redneck were walking together on a beach
when the Black stumbled over a bottle in the sand. He picked up the bottle,
rubbed the sand off it, and a Genie appeared.

"I can only grant three wishes," the Genie said.
"Since there are three of you, you may have one wish apiece."

Pointing at the Black man, he said, "Since you found the bottle, you may have the first wish."

The Black studied for a moment then said, "I wish for a fleet of ships so that I can gather all my people
and take them back to our homeland of Africa."

Poof! It was done! Hundreds of ships appeared on the skyline.

The Mexican said, "I weesh for enough Cheby peekups to take all my people
back to our homeland, May-he-co!"

Poof! It was done! Row after row of Chevrolet Pickups appeared on the beach.

Turning to the Redneck, the Genie asked, "And what is your wish?"

The Redneck watched as the loaded pickups began moving toward the border,
then looked out to sea and watched the loaded ships sailing off into the sunset and said,

"Just give me a Beer. It doesn't get any better than this!"
LOL... That's not what he actually said, he said "It don't get no better than this!"...
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Old 03-26-2009, 05:56 PM
 
Location: California
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Although I wish I could be P.C. I just can't, that was some funny stuff right there
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Old 03-26-2009, 07:44 PM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Although I wish I could be P.C. I just can't, that was some funny stuff right there
I don't wanna be P.C., I wanna be a Mac or Linux...
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Old 03-27-2009, 12:01 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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LOL ~Go to your room MIKE!
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Old 03-27-2009, 02:03 AM
 
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Tee-hee... I'm always a sucker for ethnic jokes, no matter who the subjects are.
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