Are You a Man or a Woman? (fun, Arkansas, Kansas)

[Gypsyrhydyr]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

Profile,,,, who checks a profile

A picture is worth a thousand words. Yes I have two coffee cups ~ one "to-go" and one for now.
I'm on the left and my evil twin is on the right!

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I guess it IS true...all cats are grey......

Great thread Kay-Kay! I keep giggling here and the Old Guy keeps rolling his eyes my way, going "What? What?" Let's see, what can I tell ya that ain't in my profile?

I'm a wild child...a witchy woman (ala the Eagles...NOT Harry Potter it's been weeks since I danced in the light os a full moon). My 20th wedding anniversary is coming up - July 4th - as is the big 5-0 BD in Sept. I know I'm getting older & hopefully matured somewhat but I consistently refuse to grow up! We just moved back/retired to a small town in SE Alaska. He's a Marine (there are no ex - marines...) and cop. I'm a retired LPC...health reasons (ugh). A blended family...I have a daughter, he has a son and daughter. Between them, 11 grandkids ranging from 2 to 15 and we do miss them.

We sold our motorcycles before leaving Tx. Our town has approx 18 miles of paved road and is on an island. All else is logging roads or hiking trails.

Reps to all on this thread...some absolutely GREAT posts! And remember the words of the PALADIN Travis McGee:

"'UP WITH LIFE. STAMP OUT ALL SMALL AND LARGE INDIGNITIES. LEAVE EVERYONE ALONE TO MAKE IT WITHOUT PRESSURE. DOWN WITH HURTING. LOWER THE STANDARD OF LIVING. DO WITHOUT PLASTICS. SMASH THE SERVO-MECHANISMS. STOP GRABBING. SNUFF THE BREEZE AND HUG THE KIDS. LOVE ALL LOVE. HATE ALL HATE.'"

[kaykay]

Thanks for posting everybody. I'm enjoying reading about all of you

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by studedude

I don't believe Helen's Reddy for Mike

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She'll be Reddy to retire soon.. and send me to the doghouse!

[Blutime]

Originally Posted by Huckleberry3911948

i did the profile just like i am supposed to.
and i am a manly man, i drink really strong coffee no cream sugar, nothing, and dont put jam or butter on my croissant or anything like that.

Croissants???? Manly?

[Bella52]

Originally Posted by Blutime

Croissants???? Manly?

You beat me to it. LOL reading that one

Oh, I'm female if you all didn't guess by now.

[cruxan]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

Profile,,,, who checks a profile

A picture is worth a thousand words. Yes I have two coffee cups ~ one "to-go" and one for now.
I'm on the left and my evil twin is on the right!

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you know you are starting to show your age.. i can see bags under your eyes..

[Mr.Cat]

Let me check, (flop!) I am a man!!!!!!

[cruxan]

yep i'm a man but a big kid at heart... i just could not stand living on planet octupulous anymore.. it's getting mighty crowded up there.. all the wo---man on plantet octupulous look like they just ate 200 big mac quarter poundersat once.. it's getting scarry up there.

[ECG]

Originally Posted by piperspal

your profile says to guess at your heritage/ethnicity , hmmm....Cuban would be my first guess; something South American, perhaps Brazilian would
be my second guess; and Puerto Rican would be my third. Am I in the ballpark?

Loving this thread KayKay - quite a few comedians out there in CD land!

100% Cuban...But Made in the USA

[ECG]

Originally Posted by elamigo

I just thought of something. It is funny but I read that to qualify for the olimpics as a man or a woman is not enough to either have breast and a vagina or a penis. There is some type of test. I believe it may be hormone percentage if I remember.

Well, if you have breasts and vagina you are a woman to me. I know a woman when I see one. MMM? Maybe I need to think on that one because there are some transvestites that can fool you big time. LOL

You have a great day.
El Amigo

Well Belive me I do not have a penis.