How the fight started (house, to buy, phone, senior)

[Kerowyn]

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a Cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"



And that's how the fight started.

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My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on
the TV?"

I replied "Dust"

And that's how the fight started.

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat
and ugly.. I really need you to pay me a compliment...

'The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn
near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.



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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.

I bought her a scale..
( I know I have used this photo before but it is a classic! )
And that's how the fight started.

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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?'

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
appreciation.

'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she
said.

So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'


And that's how the fight started.

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?'

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying
'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's how the fight started

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light
for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's how the fight started..

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak,
medium rare, please.'

He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's how the fight started.

[Paula Lynn]

Funny ......
Ha Ha Ha ....
Hee Hee Hee ...

[Karla with a K]

very very funny

[Paralegal3]

LMAO!

[gr8doglove]

tee hee hee

[debey]

My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on
the TV?"
I replied "Dust" And that's how the fight started.

it's when the dust has a "date" written in it.............

[Huckleberry3911948]

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes.
nothing i already told her twice.

[Kerowyn]

Originally Posted by debey

it's when the dust has a "date" written in it.............

Dust is God's Time Clock. And he always knows what time it is at my house!