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Old 06-21-2009, 05:42 PM
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Default Adam and Eve Redux

One vine day, Adam thought Eve was a tomato and was tempted by her pear, then Eve became tempted by Adam's banana since she knew something was bound to turnip. He sure liked her a bunch. He was plum crazy about her but he knew he was in a pickle.
Eve was the apple of Adam's eye so he field her up good cause he wanted to produce. He took her cherry and she gave him the pit and that was when he knew he was was spinached, and he became wilted but he didn't carrot all.
It seemed like things were going grape for a while. Eve seemed like a real peach so why call the fuzz? Adam thought he was top banana (he was a little green) and they got lost in their peelings and started raisin cane but eventually they found themselves in a yam.
Sure, Eve was a radishing beauy with fine melons but things were quickly going to weed because Adam was a seedy chesnut, which is the real reason she picked him and rooted him on since she was spoiled and rotten.
Adam even thought that he might be suffering from cerbral parsley. He was irrigated with his hoe and he wondered why his problems romained, yet he just couldn't leaf her alone, even if she wasn't so rice anymore. He had his Wheaties but all she would have to say is: Not tonight, I've got a migraine, to carb his enthusiam.
Adam wanted to get juiced. He knew he was becoming a chive turkey. Eve told him as much and she mint it. He could barley believe that he spent so much time plowing his pumpkin but he didn't know how to patch things up. He didn't realize he had kumquat so far.
Moral: Sow your oats if you peas but be prepared to get pruned. Oh, Idaho, maybe this may seem like small potatoes to some. Maple it is but it can't hurt to stalk up on some common sense.
It may sound corny but lend me your ear.
The thyme is ripe so lettuce pray, olive us.
See ya in the funny peppers.
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One vine day, Adam thought Eve was a tomato and was tempted by her pear, then Eve became tempted by Adam's banana since she knew something was bound to turnip. He sure liked her a bunch. He was plum crazy about her but he knew he was in a pickle.
Eve was the apple of Adam's eye so he field her up good cause he wanted to produce. He took her cherry and she gave him the pit and that was when he knew he was was spinached, and he became wilted but he didn't carrot all.
It seemed like things were going grape for a while. Eve seemed like a real peach so why call the fuzz? Adam thought he was top banana (he was a little green) and they got lost in their peelings and started raisin cane but eventually they found themselves in a yam.
Sure, Eve was a radishing beauy with fine melons but things were quickly going to weed because Adam was a seedy chesnut, which is the real reason she picked him and rooted him on since she was spoiled and rotten.
Adam even thought that he might be suffering from cerbral parsley. He was irrigated with his hoe and he wondered why his problems romained, yet he just couldn't leaf her alone, even if she wasn't so rice anymore. He had his Wheaties but all she would have to say is: Not tonight, I've got a migraine, to carb his enthusiam.
Adam wanted to get juiced. He knew he was becoming a chive turkey. Eve told him as much and she mint it. He could barley believe that he spent so much time plowing his pumpkin but he didn't know how to patch things up. He didn't realize he had kumquat so far.
Moral: Sow your oats if you peas but be prepared to get pruned. Oh, Idaho, maybe this may seem like small potatoes to some. Maple it is but it can't hurt to stalk up on some common sense.
It may sound corny but lend me your ear.
The thyme is ripe so lettuce pray, olive us.
See ya in the funny peppers.
Excellent...LOL
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Old 06-21-2009, 07:12 PM
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eve had a big pantry and adam had the tools
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