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07-09-2009, 09:29 AM
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Location: Oregon
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Originally Posted by John1960
WANTAGE, England, July 5 (UPI) -- A 54-year-old carpenter in Wantage, England, accidentally cut off his own penis while working with a saw, his mother says.
Stuart Keen's mother, Edna, told The Sunday Telegraph her son had been cutting wood for a cabinet when the saw inflicted the horrific injury. Surgeons were able to reattach the severed appendage, she said.
Man accidentally cuts off own penis - UPI.com
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Eh Um - Yeah, he was cutting wood alright   !!
Last edited by dsh1127; 07-09-2009 at 09:38 AM..
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07-09-2009, 09:33 AM
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Well I guess what was  is now.....  !!!
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07-09-2009, 09:35 AM
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Location: The American Southwest
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There are doctors that can do a reduction surgery... if that was a problem for him... 
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07-09-2009, 09:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Magnum Mike
There are doctors that can do a reduction surgery... if that was a problem for him... 
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Oh....well being a woman I wouldn't know this kind of thing...BUT,
Educate us.....Mike!! 
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07-09-2009, 09:59 AM
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Location: The American Southwest
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Originally Posted by Latte'Chic
Oh....well being a woman I wouldn't know this kind of thing...BUT,
Educate us.....Mike!! 
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LOL... The doctor's name is Lorena Bobbit... and no I wasn't one of her patients... 
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07-09-2009, 01:04 PM
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Location: planet octupulous is nearing earths atmosphere
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it does happen it almost happended to me with a chain saw but i was wearing levis 501 denum button fly jeans thank god for levis!!! levis saved my pecker from total mutilation.. and guess what it was a stihl magnum 44 with a 28 wood destroyer chain saw bar sweeeewwww i was lucky
protect your tool with levis!!! catchy commercial for levis denum butom fly jeans 
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07-09-2009, 01:34 PM
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Location: west coast
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This is one heck of a dong gone topic. You can't beat it but will it stand up to scrutiny?
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07-09-2009, 02:12 PM
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Location: In the minds of others
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Originally Posted by cruxan
it does happen it almost happended to me with a chain saw but i was wearing levis 501 denum button fly jeans thank god for levis!!! levis saved my pecker from total mutilation.. and guess what it was a stihl magnum 44 with a 28 wood destroyer chain saw bar sweeeewwww i was lucky
protect your tool with levis!!! catchy commercial for levis denum butom fly jeans 
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Ha hahahahahahahaha.....You are sooooooo funny, oh my!! I am rolling on the floor here. You made my day!! Thanks Cruxan!!!
Protect your tool with levis HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..LMAO!!!    :tape :
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07-09-2009, 03:05 PM
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Location: California
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Was his name Peter?, I bet this has really been hard on him  He should have stuck to erecting cabnets.
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07-09-2009, 03:09 PM
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Location: Brooklyn, New York
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Quote:
Originally Posted by John1960
WANTAGE, England, July 5 (UPI) -- A 54-year-old carpenter in Wantage, England, accidentally cut off his own penis while working with a saw, his mother says.
Stuart Keen's mother, Edna, told The Sunday Telegraph her son had been cutting wood for a cabinet when the saw inflicted the horrific injury. Surgeons were able to reattach the severed appendage, she said.
Man accidentally cuts off own penis - UPI.com
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Ouch!!! 
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