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it does happen it almost happended to me with a chain saw but i was wearing levis 501 denum button fly jeans thank god for levis!!! levis saved my pecker from total mutilation.. and guess what it was a stihl magnum 44 with a 28 wood destroyer chain saw bar sweeeewwww i was lucky
protect your tool with levis!!! catchy commercial for levis denum butom fly jeans
What a name.. wood destroyer..
I had a close call years back when I worked on the stocking crew at a grocery store. I wasn't operating a chain saw, or any kind of a saw, but I was cutting cardboard boxes with one of those box cutters, with very sharp blades. I was going very fast, and my hand slipped somehow and I ended up cutting my front left thigh, and the denim jeans I was wearing, and the tip of the blade came VERY close to my manhood so I was very thankful I ended up cutting my thigh instead... I couldn't imagine what it would have been like filing workman's comp for something like that.. And of course I had to deal with the jokes from my co-workers, "Is it still there Mike?", "Are you sure nothing rolled down your pants leg Mike?"...
all the hoodrats come out when there's a penis in a thread title -- make room for one more! (me)
anyway, he wasn't smart. since it was already gone, he should have asked for the deluxe size to be re-attach. he could have ordered it from bangbros.com or an affiliate company-they might have shown him size, shape, texture--the works! and THEN he is ready for the re-attachment after his choice.
ok, my room, which i'm going to, is starting to heat up in flames now (hell)...
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