What Are Some Of The Signs That You Are Getting Older? (daughter, name)

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by fuzzymystic

It's not what you're getting, it's what you're not getting!

Thanks for that reminder Fuzzy.

Ughh.. by the way, what am I not getting?

[Sweetie Pie]

Originally Posted by Summerz

Yes it is a little colder this morning, supposed to warm up though.

X.....

LMAO!!! Am I the only one that got this????


Too funny Summerz!!!

[brokencrayola]

You know that you are getting old when going to sleep often sounds better than sex.

You know you are getting old when you can no longer handle eating spicy food.

You know your getting old when you have to buy one of those Sunday-Monday/Morn,Noon, Eve, and Bed slots to hold ALL your medication.

If you are a woman and blue hair starts to sound good to you, you are getting old.

[Sweetie Pie]

If the name of your favorite radio station is called "Classic Something or Other"..........

[AksarbeN]

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Death is natures way of telling you to slow down.

[LinaJo76]

Signs that you are getting older:

1. Your joints pop every morning you get up (you start getting stiffer joints).

2. When you go jogging, it looks more like a trot than a jog (you are now running a mile in 10 minutes or so).

3. You have to wear your glasses more often now.

4. Gray hair starts coming up (you start dyeing your hair more often).

5. You can't lose weight as fast as you could when you were younger (it's like now, it will take more than a month or 2 to lose 10 lbs.!!).

6. You start forgetting easier (you go into a room and forgot why you came in there. This will happen more often when you get older).

7. You start forgetting names (yeah, but some of those people were probably not worth remembering, especially if they treated you badly).

8. Your ideas, on certain things, changes (you used to love to go to parties every weekend, but now it's like very rarely or 1 time a month or so).

9. You used to go to the bar or club to dance and have fun (now you don't mind going early in the day, sit in a quiet corner, and just sip on your beer).

10. You don't go on dates as much anymore.

11. You prefer a 1-piece swimsuit over a bikini nowadays (for the older women).

12. You start driving slower.

13. You have more hospital visits now than you did when you were younger.

[marylee54]

I traveled all over with one little suitcase, now need that just to hold all my pills!

[marylee54]

Also, when you need various gizmos just to tell you you're alive--ie, blood pressure machine, glucose monitors, et---live dangerously, just leave them at home on your next trip, upsets the airport screeners!

[Reneeme]

When I have to subtract the year I was born, from the year it is now, to remember how old I am!

[virgode]

Originally Posted by gr8doglove

Anymore, whenever I sit down in the recliner to watch a TV show, I usually fall asleep. This even happens when a really good show I've been looking forward to comes on. That never used to happen to me.

Gray hair....if I didn't color my hair every few weeks, I'd be almost completely gray.

I've worn eyeglasses for 20 years. The past few years, I've needed bifocals but I refuse to get them. Instead, I just take my glasses OFF when I have to read something up close...lol

Refused to get the bifocals for a while, [ yeah, I was stuck in denial]
then gave in and got a pair, haven't worn my contacts since.