|

09-22-2009, 11:40 AM
|
|
|
|
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
12,902 posts, read 9,595,519 times
Reputation: 8323
|
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by alicejb
Um, is this a Jackie Chan trivia? Is this a trick question?

|
No, no tricks.
I'm of the opinion that I cannot and will not rely on any government agency for help whether it's medical, educational or criminal problems I'm having. I solve those problems myself - quickly, directly and (hopefully) silently. No bundles of red tape, no decisions made by committee, no lawyers mucking up the process.
"A head for an eye" is my motto.

|
|

09-22-2009, 06:46 PM
|
|
|
|
Location: following the wind of change
2,279 posts, read 1,946,701 times
Reputation: 4317
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SifuPhil
No, no tricks.
I'm of the opinion that I cannot and will not rely on any government agency for help whether it's medical, educational or criminal problems I'm having. I solve those problems myself - quickly, directly and (hopefully) silently. No bundles of red tape, no decisions made by committee, no lawyers mucking up the process.
"A head for an eye" is my motto.
|
So you're gonna Kungfu karate chop them.
|
|

09-22-2009, 07:18 PM
|
|
|
|
Location: mass
2,905 posts, read 3,621,462 times
Reputation: 4835
|
|
|
oh, poor old guy. He did a great job up until he got himself shot. In retrospect, he could have shot the guy and said he did it accidentally. Now any 90 year old in Florida can shoot their home invaders and say "OOPS, I was just keeping the gun trained on him till you got here and it accidentally went off"
|
|

09-23-2009, 06:53 AM
|
|
|
|
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
12,902 posts, read 9,595,519 times
Reputation: 8323
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by alicejb
So you're gonna Kungfu karate chop them.
|
No, I'd probably just blow 'em away with my Mossberg 500 Tactical...

|
|

09-23-2009, 07:57 AM
|
|
|
|
Location: following the wind of change
2,279 posts, read 1,946,701 times
Reputation: 4317
|
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by SifuPhil
No, I'd probably just blow 'em away with my Mossberg 500 Tactical...
|
Sorry, I still think Chuck Norris trumps everybody

|
|

09-23-2009, 09:04 AM
|
|
|
|
Location: following the wind of change
2,279 posts, read 1,946,701 times
Reputation: 4317
|
|
|
http://www.jimpetrozzi.com/site_WW/wallpaper/Chuck%20Norris%20Facts.jpg (broken link)
|
Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum. It is free and quick. Over $53,000 in prizes has already been given out to active posters on our forum. Additional giveaways are planned.
Detailed information about all U.S. cities, counties, and zip codes on our site: City-data.com.
|
|
Similar Threads
-
News, Near-sighted burglar drops glasses., Other Topics, 0 replies
-
News, Gun-Toting Woman Slips, Shoots Self In Foot, Other Topics, 5 replies
-
News, Man Catches Fire After Tasering., Other Topics, 6 replies
-
News, Police: Burglar took jellybeans, but nothing else., Other Topics, 5 replies
-
News, Authorities: Burglar wakes men with spice rub., Other Topics, 4 replies
-
News, Fisherman catches Swedish swimmer., Other Topics, 0 replies
|