You know it's getting bad..... (the best, money, story, Georgia)

[Vichel]

lol Marksman84! Reminds me of my grandparent's outdoor toilet. My grandfather would cut out squares of newspaper and stick them on a thick piece of wire. There! There's your Toilet Paper! He died never having bought a roll of TP in his life.

He'd do that with magazines too but they were hopeless as TP! Anything glossy and it just .... well, you can imagine ... I won't go into too much detail on that one

[tasmtairy]

It's only Northern for me!

My grandpa used to make sure I only used 2 sheets I was 3, OK?? They were very frugal

[TN Tin Man]

Originally Posted by #11 Yesterday, 08:32 PM
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lol Marksman84! Reminds me of my grandparent's outdoor toilet. My grandfather would cut out squares of newspaper and stick them on a thick piece of wire. There! There's your Toilet Paper! He died never having bought a roll of TP in his life.

He'd do that with magazines too but they were hopeless as TP! Anything glossy and it just .... well, you can imagine ... I won't go into too much detail on that one


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Vichel
;11291032]lol Marksman84! Reminds me of my grandparent's outdoor toilet. My grandfather would cut out squares of newspaper and stick them on a thick piece of wire. There! There's your Toilet Paper! He died never having bought a roll of TP in his life.

He'd do that with magazines too but they were hopeless as TP! Anything glossy and it just .... well, you can imagine ... I won't go into too much detail on that one

How's your economy down under ? "Glossy"....

[tet tea]

Nothing like having the daily headline smeared across your rear! When I was a kid you learned the technique... you rubbed the paper 'sheets' together and it made them a little less sharp. WoW... imagine getting a paper cut down there...

[zonababe]

Originally Posted by Marksman84

And considering the direction that healthcare in this country is headed, one is better off investing in a high-quality bath tissue than risk rectal disorders!

Based on the relevance and accuracy of their content, these periodicals also serve as excellent sources of TP:

Don't tell people that, before you know it, the bathroom tissue industry will be plugging for a bailout!

[tet tea]

Originally Posted by zonababe

Don't tell people that, before you know it, the bathroom tissue industry will be plugging for a bailout!

Yup... then they'll both be in the shi77er!

[AksarbeN]

Originally Posted by Vichel

lol Marksman84! Reminds me of my grandparent's outdoor toilet. My grandfather would cut out squares of newspaper and stick them on a thick piece of wire. There! There's your Toilet Paper! He died never having bought a roll of TP in his life.

He'd do that with magazines too but they were hopeless as TP! Anything glossy and it just .... well, you can imagine ... I won't go into too much detail on that one

A word of caution must be brought up at this time. If you’re thinking of using magazines be sure to remove the staples first. Ouch!

[tet tea]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

A word of caution must be brought up at this time. If you’re thinking of using magazines be sure to remove the staples first. Ouch!

It would open doors to a whole new world of piercing...

[TN Tin Man]

Originally Posted by AksarbeN

A word of caution must be brought up at this time. If you’re thinking of using magazines be sure to remove the staples first. Ouch!

And you forgot paper cuts!!!!!

[tet tea]

Originally Posted by tet tea

WoW... imagine getting a paper cut down there...

Already been there... unfortunately