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10-25-2009, 11:50 AM
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Location: Tennessee
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News, Man puts 16 cockroaches in mouth on purpose.
LANSING, Mich. - A Michigan pet store employee got himself a mouthful of cockroaches — on purpose. The Lansing State Journal reported Sean Murphy on Friday stuffed 16 Madagascar hissing cockroaches into his mouth. He was trying to set a new Guinness World Records mark and said the old record was 11. 
Man puts 16 cockroaches in mouth on purpose - Weird news- msnbc.com
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10-25-2009, 11:59 AM
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Location: following the wind of change
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My sewer-resided mind immediately had a thought about that feat but I digress.
If that gig doesn't get him in the Guiness book, at least he'll have a gig back-up for "Fear Factor"
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10-25-2009, 01:24 PM
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Location: Sudcaroland
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Now, no girl will ever want to kiss him again!
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01-12-2010, 11:21 AM
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How will he get rid of them if they're in his body, though? Will the stomach acid kill them? I've heard that cockroaches can survive some pretty nasty things.
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01-12-2010, 02:26 PM
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Location: west coast
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Every night, Joe would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack,
bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he
finished his last beer, the doorbell rank. He stumbled to the door
and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by
the collar and threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 4th beer, the doorbell rang. He
walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach
standing there. The big bug punched him in the stomach, then left.
The next night, after he finished his 1st beer, the doorbell rang
again. The same six-foot cockroach was standing there. This time, he
was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in
pain. Then the big bug left. The fourth night Joe didn't drink at all. The
doorbell rang. The cockroach was standing there. The bug beat the snot out
of Joe and left him in a heap on the living room floor. The following day,
Joe went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four
nights. "What can I do?" he pleaded. "Not much" the doctor replied. "There's
just a nasty bug going around."
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01-12-2010, 02:26 PM
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Location: Out there somewhere...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aloginnp
How will he get rid of them if they're in his body, though? Will the stomach acid kill them? I've heard that cockroaches can survive some pretty nasty things.
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That's where the term "Roach Motel" came from.... 
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01-12-2010, 02:34 PM
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Location: Plano, Texas
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not for a million bucks.... 
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01-12-2010, 06:31 PM
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Location: Neither here nor there
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If this isn't a "get-a-life" moment, I don't know what is. 
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