About Women, Is this true about women? A long list.

[molochai2580]

LOL

I've often told my husband and my male friends that I just don't understand woman.

[WHYruREADingTHIS]

Interesting thread- but totally unfounded. To the OP... PMS stands for Putting up with Men's SHINOLA .... Not that Leana76 needs me to stick up for her- she can certainly handle herself- but on HER behalf to LeaveWI.... smack right back atcha! YOU lighten up she was merely correcting what was being posted. Usually posts like that are out of ignorance , arrogance or men that have a hard time maintaining relationships, thus are bitter!
To you "guys" you probably think CPR is can only be medical language - when it can also be in mechanics language....but,according to the post- what do know!Have a Nice Day

[smithrdn]

Good thoughts do agree on some and make denial for others

[sapphire-rose]

Ohhhh John looks like you opened up pandoras box
LOL Got me laughing with my morning coffee.
Maybe should have added in there and that is why men love women

Have a wonderful day

[Connecticut Pam]

Back at ya:

Men will take off their dirty clothes and leave them NEXT to the hamper.

Men think farts are funny and will ALWAYS drop one in the grocery store then run to the next aisle so you get blamed.

Men will leave cupboards open, drawers open after they get what they want so you end up getting a concussion going by.

Men will go to the refrigerator and stand there getting frostbite while bellowing there is nothing to eat.

Men do need sex more than we do but do you have to fall asleep on top of us?

Men HATE to go shopping and have not a clue what size you are or what you like.

Men turn into animals during superbowl and think that yelling at the t.v. means that the refs can actually hear you.

Men refuse to stop for directions and would rather ride around aimlessly trying to get "unlost".

Men drive looking out the side windows, rear view windows, back window everywhere but the road.

Men leave their socks inside out so that when they come out of the dryer you have to FIX all of them before you put them away.

Men will stand in front of a closet yelling, "It's not in here" when looking for something...never mind moving stuff around.

Men only tolerate your inlaws because they don't want to listen to YOU.

Men only tolerate going to your family functions but let it be theirs and the back slapping good old boy comes out in him.

Men only like to watch GROSS TV...i.e, the "Spike" channel.

Men name their PENIS'....aka..."My Johnson"...."Spike"...the "Mouse" and others

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm seems like you guys have your own "things" you do now don't you???

[piperspal]

This thread is going to be a great "coffee break" discussion today. Some sweeping generalizations on both sides; but I did see
myself in a few ...& even my late husband in a few of Connecticut Pam's. Especially about yelling at the refs on TV!
My husband would even yell at the players...for a while the dog thought something bad was in the TV!

Good for some laughs - I don't take offense to these kinds of things.
But if you really want to set off some fireworks, John, , post this in the Relationships Forum.

[Connecticut Pam]

AWWWWW comeon ladies...you all know you have some more things to list under "The Way You Do The Things You Do".....for men. Yes, most of these came from first hand experience...just the other day I was getting on my husband's nerves. He is suppose to be fixing a spot on our ceiling in the dining area. For the past 3 weeks, he has announced he is going to fix the ceiling and I have found him dozing on the couch. SO......yesterday....again...he has a day off...dozing on the couch so I asked him.."Fixing the Ceiling Again"....he laughed.

[firefightermom]

Thanks for the laugh! I read some to my husband and he had a good guffaw over some from both sides...

There are some that match us and some that don't....very funny!

[happynoodleboycey]

Originally Posted by Connecticut Pam

Men leave their socks inside out so that when they come out of the dryer you have to FIX all of them before you put them away.

Ah, but as a woman you wouldn't understand the sublime logic behind this. You see, if you turn them inside out then the part of the sock that gets the brunt of the wash is the bit which is in contact with the foot and, thus, the bit that needs the most thorough clean. We blokes go to all this careful planning and trouble only to have to endure you women complaining about the genius that is the inside-out sock instead of appreciating its astounding ingenuity. Bloody typical.

[kygman]

I started reading that list and thought to myself...there is a man who is upset because she wouldn't give him any that night! lol

Did you hear about the man who figured out women?
He died laughing!