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Old 06-03-2007, 10:50 PM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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You Know You're Getting Old When... You can take nap in a funeral home or shopping mall with no problem. Ever been around people that are in 70's and 80's that you can be talking to them one minute and the nexted minute there sleeping.
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Old 06-03-2007, 10:55 PM
 
Location: Milwaukee
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When you have that "I just don't care" flatulence.
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Old 06-04-2007, 01:44 AM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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You Know You're Getting Old When... When you get a visit from Dr Kevorkian.
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Old 06-04-2007, 08:27 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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Smile I've got your number

You know you’re getting old when …… You add Dr. Kevorkian’s number to your speed dial list.
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You’re really old if you don’t have a speed dial list.
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Old 06-04-2007, 03:15 PM
 
Location: Blankity-blank!
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You know you're old when you hear muzak in the elevator and it is an instrumental version of your favorite wild rock song.
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Old 06-04-2007, 03:23 PM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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You know you’re getting OLDER when you have to turn up the hearing aid to listen to the muzak!

Yeah,,,, worse when you call into the radio station and ask if they can play the same song over again but this time turn the music up a little more for the listeners that are tuned in.
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Old 06-04-2007, 05:23 PM
 
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This happened about 13 years ago when I wasn't nearly as old as I am now...
I had just moved to Pa., I was 34 at the time and working with a bunch of young 20ish yr olds. One of them was going to a Meatloaf Concert and I commented, "Meatloaf, they're still around? I used to listen to them" The little snit replied with a completely disgusted look on her face..."It couldn't possibly be the same Meatloaf"
P.S. Meatloaf is still going strong, she is probably about 34, I'd love to pay a 20 yr old to strike up the same conversation with her!!!
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Old 06-04-2007, 05:41 PM
 
Location: Tennessee/Michigan
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You Know You're Getting Old When... When I drive by a college campus and students look like grade school kids.


John
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Old 06-04-2007, 05:43 PM
 
Location: Debary, Florida
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I took my daughter and two of her friends up to the neighborhood pool this afternoon. I was talking to a neighbor of mine and her 13 year old daughter about video games.

The daughter asked me what those things were called that video games used to come on before they came on disc...she meant the cartridges.
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Old 06-04-2007, 06:07 PM
 
Location: Blankity-blank!
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You know you're getting old...
-if you know what a "church key" is.
-if you can remember when TV stations shut down at midnight.
-if the gray haired waittress at your regular restaurant calls you "that old guy".
-when getting dressed to go out, your wife no longer asks you if she looks pretty in that dress because he doesn't care what you think.
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